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“But but but, I’m not ready for naptime.”

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Time to switch from playtime to change time, but don't worry little buddy, naptime's just around the corner! 🙄

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Daddy says I can wait until after breakfast for a change, but I think my morning waddle says otherwise. 👀

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"Little boy... what is the point of having a fork if you're not going to use it??"

"Now stand up and show me your cute new jammies, there better not be any egg on them already! 🙄

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They aren’t for me I swear! 😅

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🍼 "It's almost time for little boy's nap time!" "But I don't wannaarrrrrglubglub..."

4 hours later: "Now who had a nice long snooze?"

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I’ve been a baby for a while but I’m still new to this cloth diapering thing. Did I do it right?

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Today @amster-daddy and I took a bike ride to the petting zoo! I was a good boy and good boys get ice cream. 🍦

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“C’mon Daddy, just 5 more minutes?”

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Do you still wet the bed?

Actually yes! I’ve been wearing diapers 24/7 for so many long stretches over the past 7 years that now I wear at least a pair of goodnites every night. I don’t always have nighttime accidents, but my bladder has gotten so small that it’s frequent enough to make staying diapered worth it. Luggage is limited when I’m working at sea but keeping a steady supply of pull-ups in my seabag isn’t too hard.

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"Don't worry boy, your mom filled me in on your 'Special PJs' situation. I've already told Mark to put his old plastic sheet back on the bed so you don't ruin his mattress..."

"SON! Your BEDWETTER friend is here!"

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Oh, Heavenly Father:

Grant my little one stillness (and dry pants) during the service, Amen. 🙏

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Pssssst: a little bird told me that these are selling out fast!

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Yeehaw, Bigs!

Saddle up for the comfiest ride in town with Kiddo Teddy's Ultra diapers! 🧸

(Now available in USA!)

These ain't just diapers; they're the wild west of comfort and absorbency. Your little cowboys and cowgirls will be wrangling excitement while watching their favorite after-school westerns. No leaks, no saggin' – just happy trails and dry trails with Kiddo Teddy's Ultra diapers. 🏜️

Giddy up and grab a pack today for diapering as adventurous as the wild, wild west!" 🌵

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“Hmmm, it looks like this delivery came at just the right time.”

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🛏️ "C'mon, a bed is easier to make when you didn't sleep in it... morning chores already done!" ✅

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“Hiding out at the nurses station? No, you’re nowhere near wet enough for a change yet. Now waddle on back to your campsite, I heard they found where they were hiding the bedwetter cabin’s missing uniforms.”