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abeterger · 23 minutes
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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abeterger · 37 minutes
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good morning everyone!!! Guess what day it is
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abeterger · 39 minutes
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eye of the storm
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abeterger · 40 minutes
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endless discourse cycle of "not doing drugs is pathetic loser behaviour" -> "making fun of people for not doing drugs is high school bully behaviour" would be resolved instantly if ppl simply recognised that doing drugs is like anorexia in that both are socially encouraged but only until you cross the line into disabled and/or unemployable
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abeterger · 43 minutes
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abeterger · 1 hour
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Me and who
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abeterger · 9 hours
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Me every day.
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abeterger · 9 hours
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what i once was
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abeterger · 11 hours
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THIS BLOG IS SO REAL. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR YOUR SERVICE TO THE MCYT INTROJECT COMMUNITY o7 o7 o7 on that note, as someone with a rare design of what may be a rare introject... could we maybe get our Israphel? The common fanon seems to make him serpentine lookin ToT
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abeterger · 11 hours
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Electro’s power can not be contained.
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abeterger · 11 hours
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'remember to vote blue no matter who!!' 'even if theyre funding genocide you need to vote for the lesser evil!!' 'if you had the option to vote for either 100% hitler or 99% hitler you bette-
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abeterger · 11 hours
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I love baseball
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abeterger · 14 hours
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hi!! if requests are open, could you do one for a c!fundy introject? i'm humanoid with fox ears and tail :) the bottom half of my hair is white, and it comes down to my shoulders! i would also SUPER love if i could be wearing a nonbinary pride pin, other than that i pretty much look like fanon!
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hope this looks okay!! i havent drawn a fundy in a couple years
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abeterger · 14 hours
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could i get a drawing of a c!niki/ghostbur mixed fictive? she has medium length brown hair with blonde bangs, is a cat hybrid, has light blue eyes, and is dressed pretty much like ghostbur :)
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of course!
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abeterger · 18 hours
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redraw kinda? idk
full size  -  funny alt version
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abeterger · 18 hours
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The Shame-Faced Boulder Crab (Calappa pseudopetra) is a large species of rock-mimicking crustacean.
Found in beaches and cliffs, they use their inconspicuous appearance to blend in and patiently wait for prey to approach them. When the moment is right, they strike for the kill.
Due to their heavy exoskeleton, adult C. pseudopetra rarely move during their lifetimes. To avoid expending energy, they will let themselves be pushed by the tide to slowly move. They will only voluntarily leave their hiding spot once, as their final effort, to find a mate.
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abeterger · 18 hours
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OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
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