Imagine that. You're Aragorn. You're Isildur's heir. You inspire loyalty wherever you go. All who know you love you. Your people will follow you into the gates of hell. You're a deadly and valiant soldier, yet your hands also have magical healing powers. You save Middle Earth and become a great and beloved king.
You're own creator still says you're not good enough for Eowyn
You know you're fucking up when the gal that's supposed to be THE demon, THE temptress, THE Serpen of Eden, is looking at you like this after you tell them what your God is doing
watched hot shots! recently, and what a fucking fever dream that was. absolutely insane. but what was even more insane was whatever the film's equivalents of Maverick and Iceman had going on, because the vibes there were far from straight.
conclusion: even if you're making a parody you cannot escape the inherent homoeroticism of top gun.
Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you