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abortpawpatrol · 9 hours
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on shrimp tumblr they would say krill yourself
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this one is so real.
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WE USED TO BE A COUNTRY! HOW WILL I PROTECT MY FAMILY IF I AM NOT ALLOWED TO TWIST SOME NUTS? GODDAMN LIBERALS KEEP RUINING EVERYTHING.
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obsessed with the april fools day joke from the another crab's treasure devs
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would anyone be interested in a ych of this actually? i need to get some exercise in if i want to draw dragons more :) unsure of what i'd charge for these, but probably not much depending on how hard it is to make a base
edit: here's another example with corduroy
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you should explode. this isnt a hate anon i just think you would benefit from the enrichment
this is single handedly the funniest ask ive ever gotten
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fucking BOOBS you
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i think "it takes a village" shouldn't be just "to raise a child". we should understand it takes a village to do literally everything we do. all day every day. without our communities we would not have drinking water or electricity or clean streets or food or shelter or anything. we cannot do any thing alone. we just can't. and with that comes the fact that you are not alone. you already have a community, seek to be an active part of it, you will feel better. reach out and thank them, they're happy to have you too. i promise. it takes a village to live.
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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.
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The moldy adventures of Jerma985
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