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#thrice babyyy #thats undiagnosed adhd for you #last one was my full time job sabotaging my required attendance to try and prevent a career change

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

#ange just sends me incoherent french and brasilian memes that wouldnt make sense even if i did translate them. still translate them anyway. #i would like to know the Memes.

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not including “directly into ao3 text editor” because i think you need help and i refuse to enable your sick and twisted lifestyle

#got a program years ago called zenwriter and it's my favourite thing still.

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I know they say amnesia is a bad trait in d&d/ttrpgs but in my most recent campaign I made a character who was voluntarily memory wiped for magical powers and gave my dm permission to make up a backstry that I don't even know. So we show up in this town and get intercepted by a bunch of gangsters who were like "heyyy there's our lawyer with no conscience!" and my character is like "well i still dont have a conscience, how hard can law be?" and that's how we started the ace attorney plotline

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it’s insane how quickly your life can just. suddenly improve. i used to be so miserable but now i own 5 swords

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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

#oh god this is the conundrum we've had all last month #cause my dad cheated on my mother and now lives common law with the woman he cheated with #but it's been years so we just call her by her name #but then her son moved into the suite upstairs in my house to save on rent and we've all been like #is. is he my step brother. my father's gf's son?

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marine biology is so scary because it’s such a small field. i was giving a talk on cetaceans and afterward a woman approached me with her husband and she said, “you did very well. [husband’s name] actually pioneered the research and published the first paper on that. We were very impressed by you.”

Which is such a scientific interpretation/public education win I will cherish forever but also for the rest of my life any time I give a talk I will be haunted by the knowledge that the world’s leading expert who literally discovered/invented the topic might be in the room,

which is like, the opposite of what you’re supposed to do for stage fright. In fact I never used to experience stage fright but now I will.

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doctors will be like. yeah. there’s something so so so so wrong with you. idk what and I don’t really care

#'have you considered More antidepressants?' #'how about exercise?'

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“Till the end of forever do us part” 💙💚

#en abime #gorgeous

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I know Warframe has PVP but I have literally never heard of anyone who played it

#ill be honest i thought of the spaceship fights like 'oh they gave it a pvp option?' before i remembered conclave exists #warframe

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Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.

Link will be in the reblog!

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Fantasy books stop having arctic kingdoms of all blond hair blue eyed white people.

#i aggressively included so much saami culture in my last dnd character when the dm mentioned frost giants. it was met with Confusion. #not to mention the absolute struggle to get them to pronounce Finnish names or words. #or take any of my own inspirations from childhood growing up in Nuxalk community #even the 'hemisphere to white fantasy authors' isn't safe.

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War profiteering but for polycule drama

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:> other bird comics about tumblr posts are on my blog under #omagpies

original post by @cauchys-special-boy here:

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just a reminder to COMPLETELY boycott Eurovision this year; Azerbaijan and Israel, despite committing genocide, are STILL allowed to compete & have NOT been banned. by refusing to ban both countries, Eurovision is profiting off of the genocide of Palestinians and Armenians.

do not listen to the artists. do not pirate or stream the artists' music, and this applies to ALL the artists who are competing and performing this year. do not listen to the songs on ANY platform, do not give them ANY attention.

write to your broadcasters and tell them you REFUSE to watch the channels until they recognise the Armenian and Palestinian genocides & that you find it disgusting how they are allowing Eurovision despite Azerbaijan and Israel's entries.

do NOT give eurovision OR the competing artists ANYTHING but silence.

boycott ALL of eurovision.