abyssmalice

[abyssmalice]

(me somehow Just realising that latest tonitoni comcom can be New Icon........)

#ooc | (written and loved and forgotten); #(staying up till 3am playing games woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo) #(now no one can say this isnt a tonitoni bloggo!!!!! i have tonitoni pfp!!!!)

[abyssmalice]

"Hey Tonia I know you kind of forgot about the hair dye thing but I was thinking about it earlier and there's this really cute thing I want to try out and your hair would be perfect for it. Pretty please?" It's the law that a little sister can't refuse a big sister wanting to make her look super cute, right? It's written down.... somewhere. But just in case that wasn't enough--

"... also, it'll be reallllly funny to see your brother's face when I'm done."

"You want to try something with my hair?" Tonia frowns, though it's more of a puzzled one than a disapproving one. She hasn't quite forgotten the hair dye fiasco - her brother's stupidity is sometimes too memorable for that, Irminsul-aided remembrance or not - but she has no idea how that's supposed to tie into Sora's request.

At the very least, she doesn't know how a rainbow of hair colors would be super cute... sort of. Depends on the colors. Even Tonia understands that multiple colors can make for a very pretty palette no matter the format.

The girl raises an eyebrow for a moment, before shrugging. "Well, if it's big sister asking, then why would I say no? At least, I don't think you're going to be as dumb as my brother and dye my hair a dozen-dozen of colors - though if you are, well. His face would be funny to see then... Though I still don't think that's what you're going for?"

Tonia smiles cheerfully. "In any case - any excuse to make him make a stupid face is always fun! Let's do it!"

#ic | (heard and loved); #curiouskinetic #(are we gonna do the hello kity hairdo)

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@sercphs replied to your post “@boomermania replied to your post “"There has got...”:

Would you still rather kill me first.

"You can have two people in the same tier, you know." Pauses. "I'd rather Dottore kneel over first before you, in all honesty."

#ic | (heard and loved); #sercphs #(this is a no in disguise)

[abyssmalice]

@boomermania replied to your post “@boomermania replied to your post “"There has got...”:

YEAH YOU BETTER NOT DO ANYTHING YOU LITTLE SHIT

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Tonia is just going to walk away, and probably start on drafting the paperwork for an arranged marriage...

#ic | (heard and loved); #crack | (an egg with some toast); #boomermania #(devona this is really backfiring on u)

[abyssmalice]

@boomermania replied to your post “"There has got to be a faster way to extract...”:

NO FREMINET IS MINE HE'S MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

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It's not like she was planning to marry Freminet now... Though, perhaps he does actually need the extra protection of being a Harbinger's partner instead...

#ic | (heard and loved); #boomermania #crack | (an egg with some toast); #(She Was Too Stunned To Speak) #(DEVONA ??????? IM DYING ISGYCSCGSYCS ? ? ? ? ?? ? ?)

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@narvvhal replied to your post “"There has got to be a faster way to extract...”:

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"Why are you looking at me like that? Getting Freminet out of the Hearth isn't exactly an easy cakewalk, you know. Unless you have any better and painless ideas, don't talk to me."

#ic | (heard and loved); #narvvhal #crack | (an egg with some toast); #(tonitoni: thinking of fake marriages or something / ayaks: >:I )

[abyssmalice]

"There has got to be a faster way to extract Freminet out of Fontaine and away from all these weirdos..."

".................... Hmm, wait."

"If I marry one of his siblings, I could use the wedding as an excuse to get him out. It's only polite to attend a sibling's wedding so if it gets hosted in Snezhnaya, he has to leave Fontaine, then I could wheedle him into staying for a while and..."

Mumble mumbles more nonsense as she draws on her conspiracy plan whiteboard.

(She ultimately throws out the plan in the end though because Tonia doesn't know how to budget for a wedding, nor likes how much effort it takes to set up one anyway.

Besides, who would she marry anyway? Lynette??)

#ic | (heard and loved); #crack | (an egg with some toast); #dash | (commentary from the leylines); #(tonitoni vc: i am a harbingy i am no stranger to convoluted plans!! (sees how much time and money it takes to get married) Never mind)

[abyssmalice]

PSA:

    if you play ANY sort of villainous character - from a pick-pocket to a full-scale serial killer - and i follow you, please know that i’ve come into this FULL WELL what i’m signing up for. i don’t expect you to soften your character for me, i’m not going to complain when they aren’t nice to my characters, and i honestly probably love watching them do what they do. not all characters are going to be the “good guys”, or the type of villain that can be redeemed. not everyone has a tragic backstory that makes them do the things they do - some people enjoy it, others just do it because they can, and for some it’s all they know. yes, there are villains with a soft spot or two - this doesn’t mean they need to change everything. our characters become friends/lovers even though my character is a “good guy”? you keep doin’ you. keep stealing those purses, killing those people, burning those villages to the ground. 

        tl;dr - I DIDN’T FOLLOW YOU BECAUSE I WANTED SOMETHING SOFT AND EASY - you keep bein’ a villain, babe, cause you’re  just as excellent as the heroes.

#ooc | (written and loved and forgotten); #(this is why tonitoni is unapologetically a brat with a death wish)

[abyssmalice]

"—Hey, if you're so bothered by Freminet getting adopted, maybe don't have the Hearth registered as an orphanage? Not that that would stop me from bringing whoever I want into my family if I wanted to."

@sercphs

#ic | (heard and loved); #sercphs

[abyssmalice]

"Freminet, have you visited Snezhnaya before? You should stay with me and my family for a while, see the sights!

"Also sign this paper for me real quick, please? No need to read it, just put your signature at the bottom, okay?"

#ic | (heard and loved); #dash | (commentary from the leylines); #(tonia saying please: Sus) #(arle daring her means toni will do just that. goodbye toni /j)

[abyssmalice]

"Go big brother go!!" Tonia is waving little pom poms on the sidelines.

#ic | (heard and loved); #dash | (commentary from the leylines); #(toni watching ayaks fight devona like ''yaaaaay!!! beat her ass <3'')

[abyssmalice]

"Before I die, I want to be somebody’s favorite hiding place, the place they can put everything they know they need to survive, every secret, every solitude, every nervous prayer, and be absolutely certain I will keep it safe. I will keep it safe."

– Andrea Gibson

#thoughts | (in the space between a moment and a heartbeat); #queue | (the rivers of irminsul);

[abyssmalice]

But what is memory if not the language of feeling, a dictionary of faces and days and smells which repeat themselves like the verbs and adjectives in a speech, sneaking in behind the thing itself, into the pure present, making us sad or teaching us vicariously.

— Julio Cortázar, Hopscotch ( Pantheon; February 12, 1987) (via Alive on All Channels)

#thoughts | (in the space between a moment and a heartbeat); #queue | (the rivers of irminsul);

[abyssmalice]

A Harbinger is still a Harbinger! She may be lacking in some places compared to her fellow colleagues, but she still has her own specialties and expertise!

Tonia's just so specifically happens to be a cake stomach. Also the whole Irminsul powers but she is definitely the no. 1 Harbinger of cake eating!!

Now if you will excuse her, she needs to concentrate on being able to turn onto her side while digesting all this cake.

#ic | (heard and loved); #dash | (commentary from the leylines); #crack | (an egg with some toast);

[abyssmalice]

"I guess, the next time I write back home, I can tell Mama and Papa that big brother has girls fighting over him..." Though Tonia is going to be phrasing it as non-enthusiastically as possible. Their father might still get a kick out of it regardless.

#ic | (heard and loved); #dash | (commentary from the leylines); #(toni vc: dear papa. big brother is very popular with the ladies. also please dont say this reminds u of ur youth its not the same)

[abyssmalice]

"You never specified an edition the first time around!! Cheater, big brother doesn't need to say anything if we go by edition 1 - or edition 4 for that matter!"

@boomermania

#ic | (heard and loved); #boomermania

[abyssmalice]

Tonia sits with a look of deep, intense concentration. Her hair is undone, halfway transforming into silvery tree bark as her mind reaches into the childhood memories she has of skimming that annoyingly thick Fatui handbook...

"Page 104... page..." She grits her teeth as she digs deeper. "That page is... aha! The page is—"

Pauses. Stares at air. "The page is blank... because section 26 comes right after it in the formatting..."

#ic | (heard and loved); #dash | (commentary from the leylines); #(tonitoni finally gets an opportunity to use her tree powers!!!!!!!! except its useless)