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the image is from an article on skin color measurement in regards to oximetry readings, it was the best I could find as far as having a decent range but a small enough number to fit in a poll

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I need to see BDSM haters go on rants about the evils of capsaicin

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in the absence of butch rolemodels my teenage self had no choice but to model their masculinity after the next most relatable thing available, which turned out to be images of men in the throes of physical and psychological torment. the implications of this, if there are any, are unclear

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I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

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"Listen," one guard said, "I know we have only just met-"

"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"

"-but you can trust me when I say-"

"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"

"I don't care for you at all."

"Well, I… oh… I love you too."

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game companies should be fucking EMBARRASSED about being inaccessible. it should be mortifying to ship a game with shit captions or no UI scaling options or no option to disable flashing / strobing effects. games lauding their character customization should be laughingstocks for not including hearing aids or congenital disorders or prosthetic limbs. EA should be publicly fucking humiliated for the sims series being 23 goddamn years old and include cats and dogs and horses and werewolves and zombies and mermaids and star wars and not FUCKING WHEELCHAIRS.

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from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

#fibrous service top #idk if I’m too rich in roughage but

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I love British mystery shows set in beautiful peaceful quaint idyllic towns full of simple happy folk who are constantly murdering the shit out of each other.

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People are calling women who read ‘spicy’ novels porn addicts on TikTok and when women responded “um. That’s not what addiction is.” People are going “the first symptom of addiction is denial” like okay buddy.

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this sims 2 ad has like such deep gay energy to it. Like this feels like queer history to me

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I fuckin get it girl

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having to pee is a problem on its own having to get up to pee is a whole nother nightmare

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That fuckin picture of that guy at agraveyard holdin like, a cup or smt, with a mothman sized moth with him, both staring directly at the camera is somehow the funniest image but I haven’t been able to find it in months

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Normal day on the ftm tag huh

#I can’t really say I’ve tried #I hate yelling anyway. it’s like trying to pop a balloon on purpose #but I don’t think I’m any softer spoken than I was before…?

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average king of israel: king yehovishalom of the house of atahima of the ancestral tribe of manasseh reigned in israel 40 years. he did what was displeasing to the lord, marrying a princess of the phonecian city-state of ba'alland, bringing the cult of ba'al to israel and killing 928323992893893 prophets of the lord at once with divination. he sacrificed 13 year old boys to the bronze god molech, he legalized male prostitution and put shrines to the ba'alim and ashterot in every single bathroom stall in israel. he died when the prophet eliziah bribed the royal cook to put posion in his wine, he was gathered to his fathers and his son yehovikiah succeeded him.

average king of judah: king zekhamon of the house of david of the ancestral tribe of judah reigned in israel 50 years. he was 'aight. he did what was mildly okay to the lord and didn't really upset him but didn't tear down the shrines his ancestors had built. he was gathered to his fathers and his son josephaz succeeded him.

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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade