aceregbo

[aceregbo]

Nah, I wouldn't call you an airhead. Everyone loses something every now and then.

I know I don't have to, but I can't quite think up anything better then walking around half bent in search for this wonderful earings.

You’re tellin’ me. I can’t believe I lost ‘em, you have like how much of an airhead I feel. 

…Y-you really don’t have to. You probably have better things to do, sug. 

#ignore text #c: belle

[aceregbo]

You alright?

What an asshole.

#c: cate

[aceregbo]

From here to the jewelers? That's quite a trip you got there, better start looking. 

Would you like some help?

Not this pair, I’m lookin’ for my Nana’s pair. I needed to get the clamps for them tightened but I guess…I must have dropped them between here and the jewellers. 

#ignore text #c: belle

[aceregbo]

Uh... aren't you wearing a pair of earring right now?

Hm? E-er, just a pair of earrings, hun. It isn’t anything to worry about. 

#c: belle

[aceregbo]

A- A Georg- What did you lose, darling?

I feel like I’m higher than a Georgia pine- why can’t I remember where I put that darn thing? 

#c: belle

[aceregbo]

He definetly does sleepwalk. I have seen him sleepwalk- and tell him to stop yelling, he's going to wake his fucking neighbors and I don't need the Daniels calling me again complaining about Artie.

He doesn’t- He says he doesn’t sleepwalk. And please don’t say that because you know he’s going to tape our eyelids open so we watch those security videos of him not sleepwalking again. 

#C: Dominic

[aceregbo]

I have no idea, maybe he did it himself. He does sleep walk now and then.

I swear we spoke about how you have a terrible lying face, mate. Who else would have done it? Jack wouldn’t go near him let alone his room.

#C: Dominic

[aceregbo]

I can hear just fine, Dom. But I have no idea what he's talking about, I would never touch anything that dumbass owns, I don't feel like getting an infection anytime soon. 

…He’d like you to apologize. But you probably heard that already and decided that you won’t. 

#C: Dominic

[aceregbo]

Artie, I could give two shits if Ace tossed all your shirts into a grease puddle you’re not supposed to call me to untangle your- Artie? 

…Annnd I’m talking to a screaming match again. Right. Okay.

#dying #c: dominic

[aceregbo]

Well, you've never been able to, so that proves that they can't.

Now, who's going to take me on a game of pool?

#c: dom #ACE ALSO HAS GUNS AND CAN ALSO FIRE SHOTS OKAY #;; love them

[aceregbo]

We can play for whatever you want us to be playing for.

Now, who's going to take me on a game of pool?

"Depends what we’re playing for. I don’t hit balls for just good ol’ nothing. Where’s the fun in that?"

#c: katie

[aceregbo]

I'm warning you, I don't go easy on pretty red heads.

Now, who's going to take me on a game of pool?

I’ll take that bet.

#c: lilah

[aceregbo]

Now, who's going to take me on a game of pool?

#idk hello i swear i'm alive and well #abr starter #or is it #abrstarter #i still don't now #know*

[aceregbo]

You're proving to be more and more my type of girl.

Well, couldn't have you feeling uncomfortable, could we?

First world problems.

#ignore text #c: brookee #lol flirty flirty flirt

[aceregbo]

That's because it was. But I hope that little statement there wasn't, you walking around naked seems like the perfect end or beginning to any day, although I would take some sort of fancy lingerie too.

First world problems.

#lmfao yup yup #c: brooke #but oh god ace pushing it

[aceregbo]

What a terrible life you lead.

First world problems.

A closet full of free clothes provided by clients but never anything to wear.

#except add a smile #also do you wanna just pretend they went and slept together or #c: brooke

[aceregbo]

Go on long-term out of town jobs less often.

I definitely missed Wonderland.

Remind me to go on long-term out of town jobs less often.

#ignore text #c: cate