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acmesalesrep · 17 days
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That seems to have risen nicely overnight.
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acmesalesrep · 20 days
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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
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acmesalesrep · 24 days
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@greenekatgrey
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acmesalesrep · 28 days
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acmesalesrep · 29 days
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acmesalesrep · 1 month
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there’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your adam sandler fit
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acmesalesrep · 1 month
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I cackled
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acmesalesrep · 2 months
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Now that I think about it, that may be more of a Mirkwood elves in general thing.
For the purposes of this poll, assume it is being asked before the Fellowship leaves Rivendell, and thus does not include any experiences on the road or after the defeat of Sauron.
Bill the Pony not included on assumption he would "sweep."
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acmesalesrep · 2 months
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Have the guts to look them all in the eye and warn them first.
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acmesalesrep · 2 months
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Counterpoint: Legolas is almost certainly the oldest of the bunch (other than Gandalf) by a wide margin, and generally comes across as a bit of a slut.
For the purposes of this poll, assume it is being asked before the Fellowship leaves Rivendell, and thus does not include any experiences on the road or after the defeat of Sauron.
Bill the Pony not included on assumption he would "sweep."
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acmesalesrep · 2 months
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reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton
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acmesalesrep · 2 months
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More: https://thetravelbible.com/top-artifacts-from-the-medieval-period/
An Illustration of a longsword technique from the Codex Wallerstein, a 16th-century convolution of three 15th-century fechtbuch (combat manual) manuscripts, with a total of 221 pages. The codex is now housed at the Augsburg University library in Germany
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acmesalesrep · 2 months
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If I had to see these, so do you.
have you guys who arent into sports heard about the new baseball uniforms controversy. its bad
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acmesalesrep · 3 months
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not to out myself as a tiktok user. but i’ve just seen a video where a group of friends had a soup party. which is a dinner party where everyone brought a different kind of soup. and. i have never been so jealous in my life
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acmesalesrep · 3 months
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Me, on FB, referring to a loaf of homemade rye bread: “A bit dense, but it tastes good.”
My former dorm-room neighbour: “there’s so many comments that I have in my head right now 🤣”
I know she means something dirty. I’m just trying to figure out how dirty.
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acmesalesrep · 3 months
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Got my first “Are you over 65?” from a helpful volunteer trying to save me an admission charge at my kid's archery tournament this afternoon, so if anyone needs me I’ll just be hanging out on the nearest ice floe.
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acmesalesrep · 3 months
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Americans, these are things we are NOT saying in 2024:
"Voting blue won't solve anything." Yes it will: if enough of us do it, it will solve a problem called Trump's second term in the White House. We unfortunately live in a two-party system. If you refuse to vote, you're effectively voting for Trump. I shouldn't need to explain this to people, yet here we are.
"It doesn't matter who's president. Both candidates are the same anyway." No, they are REALLY not. Biden was never my first choice, and his shipments of arms to Israel are despicable, but don't try to tell me even for a second that a second Trump term would be the same for the world as a second Biden term.
"But voting blue won't fix [fundamental underlying problem in America]." Voting for Democrats cannot fix every issue, this is true. But by saying this and ONLY this you are discouraging people from voting by making them feel hopeless. Voting is one of many tools in our arsenal, not the only tool, but an important one, and it does matter.
"You shouldn't vote blue, you should do [other thing] instead." See above: you can vote and protest and organize at the same time. It's not either/or. You can do it all. Stop discouraging voters from exercising their rights under the guise of leftism.
"Voting is just legitimizing government power. It makes you part of the system." Literally just shut up. Women and people of color didn't fight for their voting rights to have you say things like this. If you live in America and you can legally vote, then you should fucking vote, and vote blue. There is no neutral option.
"Voting blue just makes you complicit in [this bad policy]." Inaction, and allowing Trump to have a second term, is worse for the entire world than any Democrat policy. Yes, even that one. Voting is not about finding a perfect unproblematic candidate. It is about choosing the lesser of two evils.
"Voting doesn't work because—" STOP IT. STOP DISCOURAGING PEOPLE FROM VOTING.
You know who wants you NOT to vote? Trump supporters, that's who. You should be suspicious of ANYONE who is suggesting that your vote doesn't matter, or that both candidates are the same, or that Biden's policy on XYZ means you shouldn't vote for him. Trump supporters aren't trying to get your vote by saying, "Vote for Trump!" They're trying to get your vote by DISCOURAGING YOU FROM VOTING AT ALL.
I don't like Biden either, but Trump is unequivocally worse. Voting doesn't fix everything, but it is the minimum fucking requirement of living in a democracy. Voting for president has real, tangible, immediate impacts on people's lives, and choosing not to vote is not the rebellion you think it is, it is just relinquishing your voice. So fucking vote. THIS IS A GROUP PROJECT AND DAMN IT WE ARE NOT FAILING BECAUSE OF YOU.
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