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An Unhinged Cook and an Eton Mess

For starters. For a private chef experience ,

I do feel like I do cook better than him tbh. And I’m not afraid to say it

You know these stories always have some

Kind of finale to them. So here we go. The dish below was a mystery. It looked like a Cornish hen but the texture was confusing. But I’m here to experience. I don’t wanna kill the suspense of what it was.

He prepared the dish, but when he cut into the dish it opened up like a sausage, almost as if it had no bones or anything. Turns out he cooked is a Quail. Now I’ve never had quail and I made the grave mistake of asking what a quail. He pulls out a video of a bunch of quails hanging out on a farm and the video shows him picking up a quail. In which he says, this one was butchered this morning and is the one you’re eating right now 🤭💕

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MATERIAL GURL

To start This can I ever just get into an Uber without them being on a call or them saying something crazy. Maybe even swerving on the freeway.

Tell me why this man has was on the phone and saying “this deal is not going well. It’s $10,000 missing. Now you look in his eye and make him tell you where the money is…or else….”

Then he pauses. I think he forgot I was in the back seat. Like a Milford man. Neither seen nor heard.

He proceeds to say “or else….you’ll be crying to me about this by Friday”

Mhmmm sure. I had 911 dialed up and ready to go

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Breaking News

I am sitting next to Drake on my flight right now. I am SHAKING. but I’m not really a huge fan of his music which makes me the FAKEST fan on the west side.

Maybe I can attract his attention with some maple syrup eh? 🇨🇦

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Just Cookies? Or An Act of War

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Down with the Sickness

Down with the sickness but not in a good way

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I found it. Norma’s entire personality.

Me: Nature is beautiful.

Insects: thank y- 

Me: 

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You know we had to do a photo shoot !!

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Why is there a Toys R Us out here?

Good Morning from the mansion eh. Todays the day we head to canadas wonderland for Oktoberfest!

Update. Canadas wonder land starts at 6pm and not 10am so we are 8 hours early :) hehe

To the mall we go! Maybe some pedicures? Who know!

Also we saw an open toys r us. And its thriving!

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Spirit Airlines? Vegas? Oh helllll no.

Here in the airport with Tim and I hear over the intercom, Final boarding for spirit airlines flight to vegas.

As my friend Stephanie would say. “Oh hellll no”

But thank God that wasn’t my flight. Cause I’m going to the maple mf capital. Or so I assume I didn’t actually verify if that is true. But I’m going to Canadaaaaa.

I’ve been putting in that work in the gym for a transformation. And for the zero readers. We have been fighting weight for so long. Like wow wow. See below for What has been done.

I’ve been getting matches and stuff on apps. Things are looking up. Who knows. Maybe I’ll find my bby g.

Can’t wait to catch up with Laura. It’s gonna be great. We had Julia and abbey who was coming but it fell through. But we’re still going baby and it’s going in. All the Korean bbq will be eaten, all the rides will be ridden and all the movies will be mf watched. Also Sid reached out to me randomly and now we are reconnected. She will be my plus one to the wedding. Fun times.

I’m logged out. Out of office is on and let’s get it going.

I’ll be updating more and see how it goes.

Song//18/. Bruno Major

Also I wanna insert fun memes at this time that made me laugh

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As a bisexual person I'm keenly aware of how such stereotypes are inevitably harmful to us, but unfortunately when I see bisexuals in fiction who are Evil and stylish and fuck like champions I can't help but go "oh work" for a sec. It's a difficult conundrum

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Yi Yi (2000), dir. Edward Yang

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the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

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Kombucha & an Insane Idea

Hey.

That all I can say after saying I would be better at updating but I’m back on my usually.

Actually

I will be be there at posting. But I’m 20 pounds down and I told my friends “No Korean bbq” until I lose. 20 pounds.

My friend had a rebuttal. And what he says next is …shocking.

I’m scared. He begins to talk

“Why don’t you wait till you lose 24 pounds. So you can eat 4 pounds of short rib.”

This is so twisted. But it’s an idea I couldn’t shake or even ignore. I may be a lot of things but a denier of a hedonistic experience is one I simply will never say no to.

We got four more pounds of weight and were feasting. This is gonna be so fun. Can’t wait for the celebration!

Anyways. That’s all for now.

And as always,

Thanks for reading.

Song/Afterflow/Taylor swift.

Currently listening to holy: King princes. It’s just so good.

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5 months of silence

What’s new huh? I go to trivia weekly and I love it.

I had a fling for a bit and it was crazy. Becca disappeared shortly after the last post (shocking)

Abbey visited and Laura visited. I think I’ll make them separate post. It’s Christmas today and it’s been very nice. I’m elated from how relaxed I have been.

I hardly ever hear from Stephanie anymore. And even Norma. It breaks my heart. And I have had dream of Ashlyn for like 2 months now. What is going on with me. It doesn’t even make any sense.

Anyways, I’ll be better with updating. I promise

And as always. Thanks for reading. Happy 5 years to the blog!

Song//Lonely Estate// Cailin Russo

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27 is annoying! But still hot

Friendship is so strange. There are time I have made friends earlier in my life and people were so exciting. I could tell which ones would bloom and it seems like I don’t have that same intuition like I used to have. The friends I have now are cool but can be a little snoozy sometimes but they’re cool. None of them light that fire like I’m used too. And I get that the friends I do have have been with me for over a decade but still. Even when we first started I could tell it would be great.

I have reconnected with Becca recently and it’s been nice. Of course I’m overthinking things per usual but what am I supposed to do?? I’m an Aries Venus.

I fall for crushes fast and out of them just as fast. I never had a chance. I think the main thing is. Sometimes you wanna flirt but people have such an adverse reaction to things. It makes not wanna say anything to anyone ever. And it’s just so lame. Like people make you feel so weird for saying or complimenting that it’s like why even bother.

Ugh.

Anyways, I’m not sure what to do. I think I’m just complaining.

As always. Thanks for reading.

Song: Cursed//King Princess