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... i need to return some videotapes
• mer, 26 👵, white, bi, bad at lists • semi-normal young professional on the outside 87 years old on the inside • Current Aesthetic: new job! teehee •
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kipperlilly being so jealous of riz for his traumatic backstory and claiming it gives him an unfair advantage when in reality riz's entire arc this season has been about how he has to be 10 times better than everyone else if he even wants a chance to go to college because he is so poor. doesn't matter that he already saved the world multiple times. lol.
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Unfortunately, Murph will never live this down
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#THIS IS A LOWERCASE L OKAY? THE HATERS ARE NOT FEASTING THEY ARE SNACKING OKAY#BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ENOUGH LOWERCASE LS GIVES YOU? A BIG BIG W!
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I’m sorry, I can’t come into work today. I didn’t get a long rest and god gave me a point of exhaustion. All my skill checks are at disadvantage.
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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.
they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country
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Having to address trying to squeeze money from your fans the same way your friends had to address an actual scandal that caused the ousting of a founding member.
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does anyone know how to find the fbi agent moodboard with mindhunter bill tench in there. please sign the divorce papers. do you know what i'm talking about.
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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND
DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR
Verdict: DENIED
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