actually-claudia

[actually-claudia]

Oh, have a little fun! I was only jesting. 

So I wake up to see that @actually-lestat-de-lioncourt challenged @actually-louis-de-pointe-du-lac to a rock throwing contest and told him to "accept or I'll throw rocks at you anyway." Then, @actually-claudia and @actually-armand placing bets!

Then I see Claudia telling Lestat that she doesn't plan on killing him just yet, but not to test her patience.

Guys.

NO👏ONE👏IS👏KILLING👏OR👏THROWING👏ROCKS👏AT👏ANYONE👏

I had to go into Slayer mode and tell Claudia that I'd be introducing her to Mr. Pointy if she tried to kill Lestat again.

Do I have to be in Slayer mode ALL THE TIME now?

Because none of you are listening to "mom" anymore (except probably Louis).

Don't make me go into Slayer mode.

By the way, Louis, sorry to get on your case about this, but please take down the "live laugh love" signs in the bathrooms? It's weird.

[actually-claudia]

@actually-esther Us :) 

Don’t Deliver Us From Evil (France, 1971)

[actually-claudia]

[actually-claudia]

So, Claudia just is kinda gone and at first I was thinking, oh ok I can live with this, but now she hasn’t showed up in a few weeks and I decided the possible reasons are these:

1. She’s planning to show up out of the blue and attempt to kill me again

2. Shes dead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

3. She ran away because shes a brat

These are the possible reasons as to why she may be gone.

[actually-claudia]

I’ll be there to watch the flames with a wine glass of fresh blood and plenty of seething rage in my black little heart that could only be calmed by the destruction. 

Apparently I missed out on burning things. Well now I gotta do it myself >:(

[actually-claudia]

Twisted mockery or not, I can’t tell you how much I miss these fashions and I looked better than half the people on the streets these days. 

Interview with the Vampire: Claudia’s Story

Anne Rice, Ashley Witter

[actually-claudia]

That depends. 

So, Claudia just is kinda gone and at first I was thinking, oh ok I can live with this, but now she hasn’t showed up in a few weeks and I decided the possible reasons are these:

1. She’s planning to show up out of the blue and attempt to kill me again

2. Shes dead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

3. She ran away because shes a brat

These are the possible reasons as to why she may be gone.

[actually-claudia]

Can a girl not be busy these days? I’m surprised you cared so much as to even wonder, but rest assured that I am alright and don’t feel much like killing you anytime soon. Don’t try my patience though... 

So, Claudia just is kinda gone and at first I was thinking, oh ok I can live with this, but now she hasn’t showed up in a few weeks and I decided the possible reasons are these:

1. She’s planning to show up out of the blue and attempt to kill me again

2. Shes dead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

3. She ran away because shes a brat

These are the possible reasons as to why she may be gone.

[actually-claudia]

As amusing as it would be to see, I am not going to let either of you back into the house covered in muck, so...

Me and Lestat made a mistake, we drank the blood of an idiot on too much acid. Lestats on the floor drooling, liking posts on Tumblr and I don’t k what to do, because the power puff girls are NOT helping. Their not sugar, spice, and everything nice, their something far darker...

[actually-claudia]

Precisely. These peasants are jealous of your impeccable taste. ✨

leena… bitch I know you’re crazy but like, make an effort 

[actually-claudia]

@actually-lestat-de-lioncourt @actually-louis-de-pointe-du-lac Fathers, I’d like you to meet my girlfriend @actually-esther. Though she is mortal, we have far more in common than meets the eye (hint: she’s not exactly as young as she seems either) and I intend to have her turned, so... 

#interview with the vampire #orphan #orphan 2009 #the vampire chronicles #the vampire claudia #esther coleman #leena klammer #((asjifodaso this is a crack ship but at the same time they're so perfect together I??? #I'm surprised no one's thought of this before #also obligatory disclaimer that it's totally innocent between them #and it's more a connection based on their shared experiences/souls))

[actually-claudia]

🎶 Forever I’m here for you, you’re here for me, ohhhh. Two voices, one song  🎶

She was laughing soundlessly. `A beautiful child,’ she said glancing up at me. ‘Is that what you still think I am?’

#welcome to tumblr ma chérie #💖💖💖💖💖

[actually-claudia]

She’s torn between making a Tumblr and sneaking up on and scaring the (un)living daylights out of you all in person, so stay tuned... 

I apologize for my long absence, but a lot has happened during it, including a fiasco with a doppelganger and mes chers papas behaving like drunken lunatics. Oh, and did I mention I have a girlfriend now?

[actually-claudia]

Probably. 

This house has GHOSTS. I swear, I have seen doors opening and closing when nobody is doing it, random figures out of the corner of my eye, things being moved, etc. HAUNTED. If this is Louis or Claudia just trying to scare me I am going to be LIVID.

[actually-claudia]

costumes: claudia in interview with the vampire (1994) costume designer: sandy powell

#my sense of style is better than your sense of style #💖💖💖💖💖

[actually-claudia]

I may have moved a thing or two around, I’ll admit, but how could I make a door open and close on its own? Telekinesis isn’t part of the Dark Gift as far as I’m concerned (unfortunately)... 

This house has GHOSTS. I swear, I have seen doors opening and closing when nobody is doing it, random figures out of the corner of my eye, things being moved, etc. HAUNTED. If this is Louis or Claudia just trying to scare me I am going to be LIVID.

[actually-claudia]

@actually-louis-de-pointe-du-lac We must do this at some point. 

Career Opportunities (1991) dir. by Bryan Gordon.

#minus the suggestive dancing