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i would love to go to sleep at a reasonable hour, but unfortunately the person who sets my bedtime is me, and that bitch loves bad choices and screentime

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Denzel Washington being an absolute whore in MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING (1993)

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Before you post, think:

Is it groovy

Is it smashing, baby

Is it shagedelic

Does it give you mojo

Does it make others randy

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writing fics be like

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'why r you smiling at your phone' cool girls from tumblr interacting with me mind ur business

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#ohhh i feel the anger of the person who wrote that

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everyday I learn something new about him that makes me love him more

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How do I describe to the young folk that I would rather stab myself in the leg than record video of my own face

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Oh shit sorry my cats fell asleep on ur dash. Yea u can kiss their heads

#Oh so this is how we queue

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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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you aren’t a bad person for having “bad” teeth. you’re not less worthy of love or respect because your teeth are cracked/broken/crooked/discolored. ppl with “bad” teeth deserve better

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Not to be a Boomer but your social media should be your own space, not something employers are allowed to look at to judge you beyond the qualifications stated in your resume and cover letter

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i loved hanging out with you on the dashboard tonight. Let's do it again tomorrow. it's a date

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