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Makes sense an aphobe would support an abusive ship like tauradonna

I am not an aphobe, I’m all for ace rights!!! And ship and let ship bro, I’m not hurting anyone by shipping tauradonna

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Tumblr user “oreoprince” officially confirms Tauradonna as wholesome and canon!

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#aphobia #ace discourse

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what the fuck it happened again

Hey real talk, what the fuck, why did someone just send me slurs in my askbox

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Hey real talk, what the fuck, why did someone just send me slurs in my askbox

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Adam’s gonna come back to be with Blake in Atlas

Everyone’s just under an NDA so they’re not allowed to say it

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die

Interesting how many forget that Blake is abusive.

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Youre an obvious troll blog and not even a funny one, please give up

Cranky because you’re a dirty allo, aren’t you?

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If Adam isn’t ace, then how come we haven’t seen him fuck Blake on screen? Checkmate dirty allos.

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Allosexual gays think everything revolves around sex

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Can this fandom please stop calling Adam an incel?

It’s literally an aphobic slur, and cishet ace men like myself don’t feel safe in this fandom with you guys throwing it around so casually.

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...dad ?

yes son?

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Me @ Bungleby Shippers

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Can people on this website stop saying l*sbian? It’s literally a porn term and it makes aces like me uncomfortable. Just say dyke instead, geez.

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Tauradonna is actually the healthiest ship in RWBY and here’s why:

It involves a man and a woman, just as intended.

Adam keeps Blake within arm’s reach, for maximum cuddle potential

Love slaps! uwu

Love choking! uwu

Their semblances match like the true legends they are

Red Like Roses actually refers to Adam??? Like are you blind??

Age gaps are very sexy

So is asking a girl out when she’s 14 and you’re 19

Blake draws fanart for him and idk about you but that’s true love

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I’ve heard of the Franken-Adam theory and say they will Kill Sun as an allusion to Frankenstein killing Dr. Frankenstein’s lover

Like die in battle against him like some twisted “Monkey King vs Bull King” thing and to push Bumblebee and make Blake Sun a mean joke like how they did with Korra and Mako for korrasami

Now part of me wants to think that it will go in some Beauty in the Beast way is Sun almost dies but thanks to Jaune’s healing semblance saves him, plus it would fill the role in the White Fang in which Jim Hal attempts to kill Scott’s(White Fang’s owner) father and White Fang kills him almost dying but surviving. Plus with Sun being similar to Kali and Ghira being a lot like his daughter they could be a foreshadowing of Blake and Sun

But the inner cynic tells me this won’t be the case. Why? Because of the subtle heterophobia in RWBY I’ve noticed and before you accuse me of being a Tin-Foil-Hat conspiracy theorist

Has anyone noticed that the straights are either dead(Summer and Pyrrha) and have to offer themselves up on the sacrificial altar for the homosexual couples

or Dysfunctional? (Salem and Osma, Raven, The Schnees)

and the only ones that yet to be put on the chopping block are Renora and Kali and Ghira?

and I wouldn’t mind Summer, Raven, and Salem if there wasn’t such a nasty cheeky snark to the heteros being laced into their downfalls

I’m noticing some kind of subtle but nasty bashing

The bashing of Romantic Traditional Epics, for multiple snide reasons but for this case its SJWism

Because Straight couples are the enemy.  Their outdated and “heteronormative” so they gotta be either dead or dysfunctional.

Cuz Game of Thrones was Monty’s inspiration, and in my honest opinion, and this is nothing personal against Monty, that’s a terrible influence for a story like RWBY. I’m not saying there can be no character death, but I also think “anyone can die” squanders too much potential of a large cast of vibrant and fun characters. Realism could damage this for something such as “That’s life, crap happens” which I seldom take seriously now due to the bullshit realism its used to justify in escapist epics now-a-days

Nevermind the good stories that had such things like Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood with Ed and Winry or Inuyasha with Inuyasha and Kagome, nope that’s outdated and not cool anymore and its “oppressive”

and I know what you’re saying “Guess what kid, people die in real life, especially in battle its a real thing in the real world”

Yeah and you know this is a magical magitek world full of allusions to fairy tails, folklore, legends, and myth both characters and the villains and monsters they fight right?

That’s not very much like “life” and that’s not a very “real thing” or part of the “real world” Quit trying to push reality into stories like this for something as petty as “That’s life.” Drama can happen in these kinds of stories but stop forcing every single one to follow George RR Martins rules, let be on its own terms. Nobody is obligated to follow Game of Throne’s style storytelling to tell an epic, there’s other styles like Tolkien, Lewis, Lucas, Baum, Jules Verne ect.

Sun is a blight upon Bumblebee and the SJW propaganda it pushes. They’re gonna make him into an epic sacrifice to push the “thats life” bullshit narrative and to get rid of him, get him out of the way, he has to humble himself and throw himself on the altar like Pyrrha and Summer did. He needs to be a good little ally and fuck himself over

It’s like how they fucked over Black Widow because her brand of feminism was such a threat to the kind of feminism Captain Marvel pushes

and I liked Endgame but I couldn’t help but notice that plus how they lazily did Professor Hulk and craped on Thor

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I choose to dismiss over a decade’s worth of testimony from countless people, because #IStandWithVic.

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