adhdnursey

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it's been said many times before, but i'll say it again. they fucked that pie.

#broke: they fucked the pie #woke: they fucked themselves with the pie

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#dex getting nursey off the roof

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#i dont think most people would consider him hot if you saw him randomly on the street like he is just a guy #but he is passionate and a good listener and has gentle eyes and we have canon proof that many ladies are into his sick flow #so yes

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frog tweet redraws!!!

(ID in alt and under cut, tweets under cut)

ID: 1. Nursey, wearing a gray peacoat, and Dex, wearing a brown canvas jacket and a backpack, are walking side by side when two samwell students, one a white girl with a brown ponytail and red sweater and the other a brown boy in a black hoodie, rush up to Nursey surrounded by hearts. The girl asks, "Is that you on the back of the fall schedule?" The boy adds, "We like, need to know!" Nursey grins at them, flattered, and presses a hand to his cheek as he replies "Oh? Yeah, that's me." Dex scowls and rolls his eyes so hard it looks painful, sighing, "Oh god."

2a. Nursey, wearing a yellow puff vest over a long sleeve purple shirt, sitting next to Dex, who is wearing a blue button down over a tee shirt. Nursey grins and nudged Dex with his elbow, asking, "Guess how many cards I got today, Poindexter." Dex, mouth full of pie and another bite poised on his fork, sighs heavily and glares away into the distance, replying after a long pause, "Like 20." 2b. Repeat. Nursey pulls up his hands, one holding out five fingers and the other holding up three, and looks down at them as if checking his count. He says, "Eight. One was from my mom." Dex startles and hunches up, trying to stifle a loud snort of laughter. A chunk of pie flies out of his mouth.

3a. Nursey and Chowder standing side by side in the kitchen, Nursey holding a bowl of filling and Chowder chopping something on the counter offscreen. He is not looking at his hands, but off to the right, where text indicates a Falconers game is playing. Dex is in the background, holding a fresh pie with oven mitts, and calls out, "Hey Chow, pay attention! 3b. Repeat. Chowder says "Huh?" and looks down to his hands just as the knife slips and sends a spurt of blood upward into frame. Dex and Nursey startle, eyes bugging out in shock. Nursey goes visibly gray and drops the bowl he was holding. 3c. Repeat. Nursey slips offscreen completely, fainting. Dex smirks at him and lets out a little "heh" laugh. Chowder looks down at him in concern, pressing a washcloth to his bloody finger. 3d. Later, Nursey sitting on the gross Haus couch with a glass of water, Dex standing next to him with his arms crossed. Dex smirks down at him and teases, "You fainted a little there, huh?" Nursey looks up at him, stern but clearly embarrassed, and says "Chill, that was a lot of blood." Dex pushes, "Boy, you were pale!" Nursey replies blankly, "...Poindexter."

4. Screenshot of a series of tweets by Eric Bittle. a. Nursey: Guess how many cards I got today, Poindexter? Dex: [a long sigh] Dex: like 20. Nursey: Eight. One was from my mom. b. Ah, Dex tried to hide that laugh but there's pie everywhere. c. 15 minutes ago. Chowder: I was paying attention to the Falconers game and I think I cut my finger? Dex: I think Nursey just fainted. Dex: Heh. d. Dex: You fainted a little there, huh? Nursey: Chill that was a lot of blood. Dex: Boy, you were pale! Nursey: ...Poindexter. e. -Nursey Fans- Girl: Is that you on the back of the fall schedule? Boy: We like NEED to know. Nursey: Oh? Yeah that's me. Dex: Oh GOD. /end ID

[adhdnursey]

best ship dynamic is when they go from "you fool" (derogatory) to "you fool" (desperate)

#zimbits

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jack-shitty-lardo coparenting household where somehow jack is still completely in the closet just bc i think maximizing the layers of possible miscommunication as poor bitty tries to figure out whether this guy is into dudes and/or single is fucking hilarious to me 

#im still obsessed with this #shakespeare level of comedic misunderstandings

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#holster when everyone's talking about jacks hockey butt

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Happy Birthday, Jack!

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#holster + the zimmermans

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LardoRans starts like “yeah we can have a casual thing I know & trust you and this’ll be good” and the casual thing in question is a deep & abiding friendship that withstands the tests of time and ages into the forever kind of love

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How distraught Ransom and Holster had to be upon finding out that one of the first things Nursey and Dex found solidarity over a shared hatred of golf.

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Lardo slept with Alicia too she just saw how Jack reacted to Holster & decided to keep quiet

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Kent and Bitty don’t get along bc Kent is Taylor Swift coded and Bitty is NOT a fan

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Lardo wouldn't fuck any of Jack's family but she would fuck Jack if they were worse friends. there comes a point in friendship where hooking up would just feel sooo weird & they're at that level imo

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dex being weird about jack bc of bitty 🤝 holster being weird about jack bc of his psychosexual obsession with him

"I know what you are"

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holster and ransom get together for real on the night of jack and bitty's wedding and ransom walks away from this like "wow what a great night" while part of holster is seething that jack zimmermann has now played an important role in securing holster's lifelong happiness

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au where bob and alicia have 3 other kids and jack is the bonus jonas