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John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

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People sometimes wonder why the farmer in Stardew Valley has the strength of a giant and the will of a thousand men in order to make the old farm profitable and revive the dying town.

They're a twenty-something ex-Joja employee and they have just discovered free will for the first time in their life. If I had the caffeine addiction of a college student and the rage of a fallen god I could probably run a pretty good farm too.

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Reasons why the Villagers of Stardew Valley should be fucking terrified of the Farmer

I bet Pierre wrote this. He definitely would.

They can eat food. Forever. Try and beat them in a drinking contest? You'll be getting a new liver and they'll be standing over you with another mug of beer in their hand

They know what you like. Maybe even stuff you didn't know you liked

They do not walk; it's not an option. There is only sprint like the ghost of your past sins are chasing you down

They can appear where they want at will. You'll see them leave town in one direction and appear in the other

Anyone who can single-handedly bring down a corporate entity while seducing all the single young men and women of the town should be respected and feared

They talked to the fucking wizard in the tower. What the fuck.

They can control the weather. Tell them it would be nice to have a summer shower after months of drought? Well guess what happened.

WHERE. DO. THEY. KEEP. FINDING. THE. ARTIFACTS.

WHO'S. BLOOD. IS. THAT.

They made friends with a sewer creature. How did it even get there?

THEIR HORSE CAN ALSO APPEAR AT THEIR WILL WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

Feel free to add to this it's too much fun

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First night as a dark consort

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Does it like, annoy anyone else when a story presents itself as "feminist" and "progressive", but also punches down on women who are sex workers or sexually active.

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found the killer post again bc i lost it

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i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman

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this sims 2 ad has like such deep gay energy to it. Like this feels like queer history to me

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I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.

For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.

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"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

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Detroit: Evolution (2020) | dir. Michelle Iannantuono

for the amazing @glxyqst!! 💚

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.