affirmations for crossing the road:
- i know what i'm doing
- the road will always be clear when i want to cross it
- nobody will ever beep their horn at me because i'm special
- drivers will recognise my divine right of passage and stop for me
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don't forget to pee before, during, and after sex to avoid contracting an HDMI
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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that
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every now and then I get amazed by how much I love music like wow. I love music so much. music is so cool, I'm so glad music exists. music is the best thing this world has to offer and we can listen to it all the time, it's mindblowing
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"life doesn't end when-" life has ended a billion times for me, you guys just don't suffer like I suffer
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anger doesn’t make you a bad person. your darkest feelings on your worst days don’t make you a bad person- you don’t have to navigate living with trauma with only positivity and nobody should expect that from you
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