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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

#ohhhh #im a dumbass #cause my first reaction was BILLIE EILISH HAS A HAJIME PFP???? #but that’s not #not what was meant #im in grad school everyone

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im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things

#this post also allows me to voice the thing of i actually sometimes prefer the unfair deaths bc they allow me #the reader #to process grief over deaths of loved ones that were in fact unfair #and it's hard to express that in some fandom spaces cause there's no way to express that that doesn't sound like #'im glad karlach died'

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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

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get your power then reblog and tell everyone in the tags!

Note: Powers only work with enthusiastic consent!

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actual criticisms of academia:

cost of education acting as class barrier

exploitation of graduate workers

colonialist past and present

ties to military industrial complex

danger of power structure entrenching and justifying orthodox views on social issues

criticisms of academia that get made:

those damn ivory tower academics are wasting money learning about things

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im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things

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I’m going to have sex tomorrow how long do I have to study? I’m gonna have to cram if I don’t want to fail :/

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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

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'what if' where our lil bhaalspawn grew up together

#YES THIS IS WHAT I WANT. THIS IS THE AU STUFF THAT I LOVE

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Bloodkin.

#i am shaking hands with you and saying same hat

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my favourite tweet abt the 3 chosen

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i hope yall know im dead serious about universal trans family. normalize trans people greeting each other in public bc of nothing other than both being trans. normalize taking care of one another like brothers and sisters. normalize loving one another unconditionally and treating one another with unconditional positive regard. this community needs to get stronger. every trans person is family. even if i don’t fucking like you i love you like family.

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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]