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if you follow me hi I love you

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Dragon age is coming back so you know what that means. Logging into your dash each day and seeing callouts because someone sided with the magical wizard rumpus club over the warlock circlejerk in their playthrough. Getting messages calling you problematic for following someone who has mixed feelings about the gnome independence movement. Seeing paragraphs upon paragraphs about how slorpity porpity the esteemed magical elf was actually justified in signing the pixie exclusion act. Get ready.

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trigger finger ;)

#jesus christ #Garrus

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MBMaBM Fan: Have you watched MBMBM?

Me: Nah bro I’m not Gay

MBMaBM Fan: What?

Me: You talking about Man Booty Man Butt ass Butt Man?

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So like happy pride month or something to the mshakarian nation

(A tiny bit more under the cut)

#mshakarian nation we are small but we are mighty #Garrus

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We come to this place to lauf. To croix. To keah.

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they should invent a place where i belong

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MONKEY MAN 2024, dir. Dev Patel

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I’m glad my mom died

i forgot i asked for book recommendations for a moment and was like jesus christ im not qualified for this

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Him

#op is so right

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I need to see Venom get Eddie pregnant in this movie

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Him

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Him

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So I fell in love with Mass Effect and Garrus Vakarian. Oops.

#garrus #oooooiuggghhhg

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I think this might be a masterpiece