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Ignore my bouncing leg, I was born without a tail you see
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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Fucked up how humanity discovered electricity and radiation and made machines and learned to make airplanes and cured diseases and our takeaway isnt that "Some Magic Is Real And Here's Why", but that magic is fake this is big boy science and it's totally not magical
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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
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DUDE I JUST REMEMBER THAT IMAGE ABOUT THAT BIKER AND THE CAPTION IS HOW BIKERS EAT THERE SKETTY 🍝
YOU KNOW THE ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT THE ONE WHERE HE GOT THE TWO FORK
SOME OF THE BEST SHIT I'VE SEEN I SWEAR
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you know how sometimes you see a shape from a distance and hope it's a cat or other small pettable animal. but it turns out to be just a plastic bag or something. well that's sort of what just happened to me, except for some reason i decided it must be a gargoyle statue someone had decided to abandon on the side of the road. so i think i may have just had a truly unique human experience.
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What else is there to say about the Makeship Barnaby plush? Well I heard from a little Birdy named Makeship Dot Com that Wally's plush is coming back again... This year.... But yous didn't hear it from me...
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Friendly reminder that the goal of good therapy isn't learning to be "normal." It's to learn how to live with whatever form of "abnormal" you've got.
Any form of therapy with the end goal of making you "normal" is just conversion therapy, and that shit's always harmful and destructive.
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if you’re happy for literally any reason no matter how “small” or “stupid” you’re winning in this world as far as I can tell
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toads riding snake
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another deranged drawing from my demented mind
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Is your child texting about SATANISM?
LOL - Love Of Lucifer
ACAB - All Cherubs Are Bastards
DM - Demonic Magic
IRC - I Renounce Christianity
ROFL - Realm Of Father Lucifer
STFU - Satan The Father Underground
OMG - Opposing My God
Feel free to add on to raise consciousnes!
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Born in the stars. Born with stars in our veins. Born of love and light from dark empty space
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Reblog if you want anon messages of what you would be the patron saint of
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Lindy Pollard Oregon, 2022
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Why does basil smell so fucking amazing
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every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).
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