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rating these laios hugs out of 10 cause they are quite possibly the funniest things i have ever seen

(please note this is not based on laios’s efforts it’s just rating the overall hug)

senshi hug: 10/10. that’s a solid hug right there. bit awkward with the height difference but they made it work

chilchuck hug: 5/10. i’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes. an effort was made. points have been awarded for an obvious attempt at making chilchuck more comfortable but still is still the awkwardest hug i’ve ever seen. it is painfully obvious that laios once attempted to crouch down to hug chilchuck and received a kick to the nuts and was cursed out for 20 minutes, and has adapted to this so that chilchuck doesn’t kill laios or himself

marcille hug: 8/10. this is the way i hug my relatives that i don’t see very often at family events but it’s still a solid hug

shuro hug: 2/10. this is a great hug but points have been deducted because shuro is a bastard man

falin hug: 1000/10. THAT is a hug and it’s a damn good one. very obvious sibling love right there we love to see it

kabru hug: ???/10. what the fuck is this. what’s with the christian side hug. why are you gently holding his tit what’s wrong with you

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never getting over how genuinely distressed tai lung looks when po does his shuffling trick. mid fight this man stops and panics because he cant figure out a childrens magic trick

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Expertise can't help you here.

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One thing that keeps confusing me is that they claim ghost files costs several hundreds of thousands of dollars per episode. I’ve tried to wrap my head around this ever since the announcement because flying a crew of 6 or so people out for two days and renting out the location COULD NOT be costing that much unless they’re either lying or blowing money on first class flights and expensive food/accommodations and even THEN do I not see them breaking 200k on a single episode. Dear lord hire an accountant I’m half convinced someone’s laundering money

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im so sorry for yall

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Nothing more terrifying than a small kid staring right through your soul

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#I actually love when people point these out to me #like omg I have a quirk!! #I’m a unique human being who has developed behavioral patterns!!

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me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

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always so funny when Demetrius posts messages on the board like "there is a HUGE infestation of terrifying ROCK CRABS guys the place is just OVERRUN there's crabs EVERYWHERE like you would not BELIEVE" so you accept the quest to kill them and go to the mines and there's like. one (1) crab

like Demetrius. my guy. my buddy. pal. clown. dude got jump-scared by a single crab and called it an infestation it's the only explanation.

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Stardew Valley Text-Posts

Please reblog haha you’re so sexy

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

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Miles is ONCE AGAIN here with the jokes

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Wait hold on I just learned that not only did Watcher announced probably the worst decision they made in their lives, but they're literally going on a WORLD WIDE LIVE TOUR immediately after it? Wow I've never heard of anyone travelling to the angry mobs instead of running from them but there's a first in history for everything i guess?

Imagine packing your bags to go on a tour to meet hundreds of thousands of extremely angry people and you can't back out of it?

Folks at Watcher now probably: