afoolnottoloveu

[afoolnottoloveu]

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[afoolnottoloveu]

PILOT OF A SHOOTING STAR . P. SUNGHOON

— SYNOPSIS: when the summer after your first year of university rolls around, you and your high school ex boyfriend reconnect over his joke hinge profile and spend the summer teetering between friends and lovers while learning what it means to dive into a committed relationship.

PAIRING: non idol! sunghoon x non idol fem! reader

FEATURING: ENHYPEN’s jake, jay, heeseung, and jungwon, SEVENTEEN’s joshua, vernon, jun, dino, + occasional appearances from LE SSERAFIM’s yunjin and kazuha, and NCT’s johnny, mark, and yuta

WARNINGS: i’m so srs i’m not funny, cursing, specific warnings will b included in each chapter !!

STATUS: ongoing w no set upload schedule !!

TAGLIST: open !! send an ask or reply to b added !!

profiles 1 // profiles 2

— 01. pyramid scheme bait

— 02. hinge material

[afoolnottoloveu]

BANGTAN SUPERLATIVES (insp) cr. namuspromised

[afoolnottoloveu]

hello i am sorry for sending so many asks while ur away from tumblr HOWEVER. in like 7 hours im leaving for a week long trip and it's the same trip i was on when i sent u my very first ask abt maia's song strawberry dress !! who knew that one ask would lead to a glorious friendship :3. AND SPEAKING OF MAIA MUSIC, RISING DELUXE EDITION?? KALEIDOSCOPE??? IM VERY EXCITED. VERY VERY VERY EXCITED. COME BACK SOON SO WE CAN YELL ABT IT TOGETHER. THEA AND 365 ANON (AKA MALLAIDH) SCEAMFEST. -📆

IMMMMM SOOOO EXCITED ABOUT KALEIDOSCOPEJDJSODNFOSNS

WORDS CANNOT POSSIBLY EXPRESS!!!!!

have fun on your road trip and stay very very safe!!! (send the playlist link when u get the chance LMFAOO)

#365 anon 📆 #ah strawberry dress anon #ur alternative name mallaidh #tbh sometimes i write anon forgetting i know ur name LMAO

[afoolnottoloveu]

OH MY GOD THEA i sent a picture of my cat and wrote a long ask that was just 3 or 4 different stories of my cat and oldest brother (i gotta specfic t which brother bc i got 3 kdjslsjs) and got rlly excited because "omg i can finally send thea pics in anon asks??!??" but then it said "something went wrong while sending your ask" i am DEVASTATED. i was so ready to send you cat pics and also pictures of me looking hot but alas. twas not meant to be yet.... unless you turn the send pics on anon setting on then it'll be meant to be but no pressure if you dont want to. i'll just save all the cat pics and pics of me looking smokin' until later kfjskdjd -📆

few things: I MISSED THE ROAD-TRIP PLAYLIST IT IS IN FACT THE END OF THE MONTH SO UR PROBABLY ON IT RN BUT IF U DO DECIDE TO RESEND IT ILL ADD SOME SONGS IM SO SORRY I DIDNT SEE IT SOONER

i also read the ask u sent after this and HAHA sorry i rly wish u could send asks on anon!! one day we will figure out a way around this! is ur hair still purple? and what kind of cat do u have :) ? (what’s their name? how old r they? actually just tell me everything abt ur cat)

#365 anon 📆

[afoolnottoloveu]

lately when i've been typing ur username in (all i need to type is afooln then it shows up, so both afoolnottoloveu and afooln are saved words in my keyboard kfhslfjd) i hear it in the tune of "learn to love you" like "once in awhile feels like there's too much to prove and thats why you gotta fool not to love u u u (ooo)" kdhdlrjd. but THEA i have been anon'ing you for almost a year now that's CRAZY. fun fact when i sent u the first ask i was in the car on a 3 day long trip to my home in kansas from florida. i meant it as a one off ask but then tumblr sent it twice and now here we are....i use ur blog as a chatroom between us basically. who knew me sending an ask abt mxmtoon would lead to this. that's the power of maia and LOVE.

oh, and in my last ask i mentioned cookies im selling with my best friend (also also fun fact pt. 2 basically anytime i've mentioned my best friend in asks its my best friend (😳😳) that i lowkey had a childhood to lovers thing going on with. the lovers is p much nonexistent now but maybe one day....) but we ended up not going today so you can just have some of the many many MANY cookies we made. for u. 🍪 srry this is SOOO long and i came here to say smthin else but now i can't remember what oopsie. ok ttyl mwah -📆

AWWWW A FOOL NOT TO LOVE YOU AND YOUVE GOT TO LEARN TO LOVE YOU PARALLEL that’s actually so cute!!

it’s been over a year gosh that’s so crazy!! id like to sincerely apologize for my absence, i have been kpopping like crazy recently, one day i will give a life update

everyone say thank you ms maia mxmtoon! and i hope the to luvrs part comes true sooner than u think!

mwah

#365 anon 📆

[afoolnottoloveu]

i promise i will send an Actual Ask soon but if cookie dough sounds good rn boy have i got cookies for you. i made like....100 or so cookies today. selling them at the farmers market tmrw. it's 1 am and i only just finished a few minutes ago. you can buy 5 cookies or 5 dollars or i will give you the toonie discount where you get 5 cookies for free. okay i'll have actual convo with you l8r but for some reason i just love sending u asks at 1 am when im about to go to bed i guess. -📆

send cookies if u have any rn!! i’ll i’m gonna go on an ask answering spree for u anon woohoo

(actually the last cookie i ate made my tooth ache severely so maybe don’t, but do, bc cookies!!)

#365 anon 📆

[afoolnottoloveu]

i just need to share some wisdom rn: dont try to air fry cookie dough. just don't do it. 1 am and i thought it was a good idea. 1:30 am and it was not a good idea. they're burnt but somehow still mushy? i almost started a fire on accident. don't do it. i had to warn you before sending any other ask. -📆

my air fryer and i thank you sincerely :’)

cookie dough sounds so good rn tho

i’m rly craving ice cream rn aghhfhdhfjd

#365 anon 📆

[afoolnottoloveu]

things could be worse. you could have school tomorrow.

[afoolnottoloveu]

idk who my recent anon is but if u just sent me an ask i will not be answering it <3

[afoolnottoloveu]

yo thea. hope ur doing well. i spent 7 hours baking cookies with my friend yesterday so we could sell them at the farmers market today and if i could i would offer you some (we have chocolate chip, red velvet, lemon, and white chocolate macadamia nut) -📆

okay onto the last msg!! but seriously if u ever wanna talk some other way lmk bc i feel bad taking eons to always reply D:

ILL TAKE ONE OF EACH I LOVE COOKIES

love u mallaidh i hope you’ve been taking good care of urself and thank u for spamming my inbox even though i’m bad at replying i love coming back to tumblr n seeing all ur msgs ;’)

bye for now and hopefully not a long time aaahhhhh

#365 anon 📆

[afoolnottoloveu]

THEAAAA my hair is purple now and i look like barney BUT the other day i was at mcdonalds getting two hot and spicy mcchickens - which, i was alone in the mcdonalds bc my group was at a dairy queen next door but i really wanted spicy chicken so i left dq, got food from mcdonalds and went BACK to dq to eat it, and i was wearing a bucket hat i couldn't tell if i rocked or not (i did, actually) and i practice the order a couple times in my head and i step up to order. and i go "can i please have two hot and spicy mcchickens" and the lady at the counter said "no. we're out of those." so i said "oh okay, then can i get-" and she goes "im just kidding! yeah, you can have that." like GIRL why would you DO THAT TO ME i was fully ready to get the expensive chicken sandwiches instead. and i said "can i also have mac sauce on them?" and she looks at her screen for a sec and goes ".... what's that?" and i said "mac sauce, like the stuff on the big macs." because i get mac sauce on everything. and all of that was just so i could tell you the number on my receipt was 365 and i was like :00 NO WAY IM 365 ANON !!! I GOTTA TELL THEA AND NEVER THROW THIS RECEIPT AWAY EVER!!! so now the receipt is folded nicely and put in my wallet where my drivers license would go if i had one but i don't, except it's behind my library card bc 1 easy access to library card and 2 it has a dragon on it and it MUST be displayed to everyone. it's like ur in my wallet with me. judging my financial decisions. -📆 (you know it's been too long since i sent an ask when that emoji isn't on my row or recent emojis)

oh i forgot to mention this but i actually wanted to dye my hair purple next bc my gf said it’d look good on me :’) but my mom doesn’t want me dying my hair anytime soon?? don’t know if i’m gonna listen though lolz

the cashier is so funny but i would cry if someone did that to me LOL

i’m in ur wallet!! but ur card has a dragon that is soups (like supes! super!) cool. but thank you for keeping me there that is very thoughtful of u

my friend was receipt # 69 the other day :D

fun fact i’m pretty sure i don’t have a dq in like a 50 mile radius from me and i’ve never been to one :O

#365 anon 📆

[afoolnottoloveu]

omg ur not on break yet? haha loser (i say that respectfully and lovingly) i got out of school like 2 or 3 weeks ago. hope you have a good last week of school !! i know ur brain is super huge and wrinkly etc. etc.

ur lineup of top 5 songs from rising is immaculate, absolutely no complaints here. also, i never thought of typing it dance/eotw, so thanks ! i will be taking that very easy route from now on.

and THEA BLUE HAIR? im dying my hair purple either later this week or next week so together we can match the cover of rising. actually, i've wanted to dye my hair purple since in the darkness was released and there was so much purple in the animated video. which is funny, because the last time i dyed my hair (last summer) i dyed it to match an album cover of my favorite band, so music do be taking over my hair at this point.

OH I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT. CONGRATS ON THE GF !! omg so happy for uuu i just know y'all are like, the cutest couple ever kdhskfjskd.

well i'll see you later alligator im extremely tired due to staying up until 7 am watching 8 episodes of a show with my best friend (😳) at a sleepover last night. i have no regrets but im going comatose when i sleep tonight. goodnight this is ur 365 anon signing off -📆👍🏻🟣💤

hi anon <33

sorry for taking a while to reply to these :’)

i’ve been on break for a while here’s a couple things i did: went to maui for a week and saw some sea turtles, went to california great america w my girlfriend, trimmed the dead parts of my hair off, bought the mini version of an album i really wanted, bought proof (the bts album)

I HEARD UR HAIR IS ALR PURPLE MORE ON THAT LATER my blue hair is actually minty now from the chlorine of a pool i swam in but i’m not sure what mint green and purple make

i would dye it back to blue but i think i’m gonna do a lot more swimming so i don’t see the point

onto the next ask!!

#365 anon 📆

[afoolnottoloveu]

ok after a week of rising, my current faves are dance (end of the world) -which, when talking abt it out loud do you just say "dance end of the world" or "dance parenthesis end of the world parenthesis" OR?? but anyway also growing pains and coming of age :D excited to hear all ur thoughts on it !! -📆

i say dance or dance end of the world out loud but i write it out as dance/eotw :D

HERE ARW MY TOP FIVE BC THEYRE PREWRITTEN LOLL

learn to love u <333

singable danceable cryable if i try hard enough

WHEN SHE SAID FAST LANE AT THE CONCERT

you’ve got to learn to love you- ou- ou- oUoU

growing pains

letter to yourself it hits so deep in my gut maia mxmtoon stuck her hand in my chest and squeezed (ik ur gut isn’t in ur chest u get the point)

second verse lyrics kill me

haze

KILLS ME OFF THE BAT

THE FLOWERS MENTION IN BOTH GROWING PAINS AND HAZE

i realize i don’t rly have a lot to say abt this song i just loooooveeee the way it sounds don’t u understand!

dance/eotw

DANCE DANCE DANCE W ME

transition from the intro to the first verse YUPPPPP

coming of age

my favorite out of her prereleases!!!

the visceral reaction i had to this song yall

I HAVE BLUE HAIR DONT U UNDERSTAND 😭😭😭

i love miss maia mxmtoon!! how r u anon i pinky swear tht once i finish school i’ll respond to ur asks faster HAHA only one more week!!

#365 anon 📆

[afoolnottoloveu]

THEA IT'S 2:22 AM RN AND I GOTTA GET UP AT 6 FOR DRESS REHEARSAL FOR MY DANCE RECITAL BUT I JUST ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO YELL ABT RISING FIRST: IT'S LITERALLY SO GOOD I COULD CRY AND THE ONLY REASON I DIDN'T CRY WAS PROBS BC I WAS SEWING MY POINTE SHOES WHILE I LISTENED. DONT GET MR STARTED ON IT OMG IT'S INCREDIBLE. one of my friends asked if i've listened to harry styles new album and i said "no im listening to mxmtoons album that dropped at the same time" (i have since listened to harrys album once, but i prefer rising) and just. RISING !!!!! -📆🎶🌈🥰😍🥺���🎂 (added a bunch of other happy emojis for the moodring effect)

hi anon! sorry i’ve been supa MIA that is totally on me

the day rising was released i literally ran to me room and listened to the whole album twice BUT ITS SO GOOD

it literally took my 24 hours to listen to harry’s house but the thing isssss that my um gf haha (yes that one girl i told u a bit abt) is OBSESSED w harry styles (okay maybe not obsessed somewhere between a stan and a fan) so we made each listen to the other album :’)

and imo they are both so good!! i put them on a playlist together LMAO

THE MOODRING EMOJIS R SO CUTE SO TRUE ANON

i’m gonna answer all ur other asks now lolz

#365 anon 📆

[afoolnottoloveu]

THEAA HAPPY MAIA DAY!!! HOPE U HAVE A FANTASTIC TIME SEEING HER LIVE !!! IM SO EXCITED FOR U OMGGG -📆

YEAYEAYEYAE THANK YOUYUUUU!!

(bro just got in line rn… whoops)

#365 anon 📆

[afoolnottoloveu]

FORGOT TO TWLL TALL BUT IM SEEING MAIA TODAY. IN LIKE 2 HOURS SJSHSHJSIAKAO