Using tumblr whilst depressed really is just like: i'm having some really bad thoughts, how can I make them funny enough for my mutuals to reblog it???
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don't ask me anything
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ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity
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artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
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women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)
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Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes
such a loss
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a story in 2 acts
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the tumblr sisters part 3
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i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.
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“to be a woman is to experience pain”“to be a woman is to perform”“to be a woman is to-” SHUT UP SHUT UP 💥💥💥💥
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