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indie. selective. multi-muse written by dani.

#gonna try things out over here #rum will be moving there as well #.self promo

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the way my dog immediately comes to my side whenever i start having a complete fucking breakdown yelling at my computer when it misbehaves has me seriously considering having him formally trained to do that as a service animal and then i'll never have to worry about apartments and shit again :)

#honestly tho i am more convinced every day that i may have autism and that is a recognized disability for service animal eligibility #so long as he's trained to do a specific task for me #and ngl when he comes and sits near me when i'm freaking out and asks for the pets it 100% calms me down #and makes subsequent freakouts less intense #so there may be something to that #i actually would love to get formally evaluated but it's very expensive apparently so yay #.ooc ( dani is an asshole )

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i think i once had an au where House was in storybrooke and gold and him were literally measuring canes.

#okay maybbe not /literally/ but still. #.ooc ( dani is an asshole ) #house instigated obviously bc he's a child

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I’m not saying I did but I’m also definitely not saying I didn’t just spend the last few hours playing around with making a multimuse promo

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#has anyone been around long enough here to remember rumpunzel?

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He’s too cute 

#hahahaha STOP #.rum ( ah but i'm a villain )

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Remembering that time in a job interview my wife was asked what sort of fun sale/promo thing she would do to increase sales and she gave them an idea and then never got hired. They then used her idea 🙃

#.ooc ( dani is an asshole )

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I’ll probs switch Remus’s blog to a multi so I can keep the url lmao. It’s my legacy. And also faultyconscience is a p good url for a multi for the types of characters I write lmao

#.ooc ( dani is an asshole ) #oh hello writing hyperfocus long time no see #(just pls don’t kill my YT hyperfocus bc it’s gonna make me money some day lol)

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Rumple + textpost memes [Part 1]

#.rum ( ah but i'm a villain ) #I love all of these lmao #this shit is still funny

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Anyway I know I say this biannually and I’m always fucking lying but what if I actually wrote things again and just did a fucking multimuse and stopped being a lil bitch?

#.ooc ( dani is an asshole ) #I avoid mutlis bc my favs always just take over to the point it’s like a solo anyway #but also???? WHO CARES?!?! #idc if my blog is 99% rum and/or remus bc that’s my jam #and if others aren’t jamming with me that’s okay! #choices are wonderful things! not everyone has to have the same jam!

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“Trauma permanently changes us. This is the frightening truth about betrayal. You never really get over it. At best, you grieve and make some kind of peace with it. But a major life disruption leaves a new normal behind. There’s no going back to who you were before.”

— Unknown

#.thoughts ( the madness feeds on you )

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It’s a never ending cycle: I make it through to s5ish, see rumbelle crumbling, fall in love all over again with golden swan and then restart the show lmao. HELP ME!!!

#I swear I’m actually going to finish it this time #I abandoned my rewatch at s5 like clockwork a while ago #but came back to it and decided to keep going instead of restarting AGAIN lol #and I’m almost to s6 which I realized the other day I made it through 16 whole #episodes of 22 the first time when it aired on tv lol so I can do this haha #but I am also starting from #the beginning again and just watching golden swan scenes lmao #(and golden queen bc they’re usually relevant haha) #.ooc ( dani is an asshole )

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ONCE UPON A TIME Rumplestiltskin in 2x13 "Tiny"

#.rum ( ah but i'm a villain )

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Blah blah blah something something something about Regina and Gold’s outfits mirroring one another when they’re being nasty to each other <3

#.ooc ( dani is an asshole )

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me: i have a million and a half things to do

also me: 15k words into a golden swan fanfic rewrite

#.ooc ( dani is an asshole )

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regina's whole story gives me massive recovery vibes.

#.ooc ( dani is an asshole )

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From Robert's twitter

"New profile pic by my lovely brother in law, Austin.. for more of his great pics follow him on Insta @austin_gerard73"

#honestly stop #.rum ( ah but i'm a villain )