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people who let me wake up to this get a special place in heaven. firefly_fox how does it feel to hold my life in ur hands....

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when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

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Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

#i got a haikyuu fanfic that was short and smutty so i read it #not bad honestly lol

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"I didn't kill them, but I was glad when they died.

Write that down. I'm glad."

Dead Boy Detectives | The Case of the Two Dead Dragons

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Nah, it's actually rom-com

Pic origin: @mhuyo

#okay but like i love horror but THESE are the stories i live for

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Guess who's been playing Don't Starve while watching Dead Boy Detectives 💕

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Disclaimer these are just a small sampling of some possible writer traits I’ve noticed either in myself or in fics I read. Also consider a rb for sample size !

#I have a ton of wips but also I love to commit to a metaphor and I really do try to plan one shots they just never work out that way

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this scene is so good !!! how can a 7 seconds clip have so many things

niko being the only one noticing edwin changed his style and complimenting him

edwin looking behind him assuming she wasnt talking about him then realizing she was and smiling

charles just taking the opportunity to check him out

10/10

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She has bewitched me, body and soul❤️

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New chapter of my latest obsession, Dead Boy Detectives, is up! I am in love with Edwin and Charles and have some many stories prepared for them. This is just the beginning I’m sure.

#dead boy detectives #dead boy detective agency #edwin x charles #dead boy detective netflix #dead boy detective fanfiction

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If the two guys Darrien describes this episode really ARE alt universe Martin and Jon, it's funny how consistently Martin gets described as generally normal and kinda nervous from outsider povs meanwhile with Jon it's always like "imagine the most fucked up guy you ever saw. Just a real thousand-yard-stare type motherfucker. He's having war flashbacks in his head. Olympic levels of Wants to Go Home. He also kinda looks like a loser nerd? Oh and he probably wants to fuck orchids. Orchid fucker." Like damn, can't a guy have witnessed The Horrors™️ in peace??????

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first time trying something pixel-art-esque for a change!

what an episode, huh?

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The Cat King: I am SUCH a romantic lsnswks☺️

Charles: Hold my beer

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