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hi im dave and im dead inside! he/him, jewish, and a system "middle"
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spoonfeed me my kid cuisine meal or i will say the f word
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*hands u a sea slug*
*hands u a sea slug*
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me, continuing to look at a screen despite having a headache: OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain…
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giant salamanders look so sloppy. so moist. so jiggly.
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my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit.
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fun language fact!!
“shrek” is the yiddish word for fear
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