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Vivienne Westwood (1941-2022)

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10 Pretty Privilege Affirmations FORCED

My beauty brings men to tears every nanosecond

My desirability increases by 10,000% increments at the universe’s speed

I am a show-stopper at every place I visit every nanosecond

My confidence is increasing in magnetism at the universe’s speed

My pretty privilege makes me money every nanosecond

I am immune to low quality experiences every nanosecond

My walk brings traffic to a standstill

I am so stunning, I naturally have a spotlight every nanosecond

I am immune to time wasters every nanosecond

My pretty privilege is opening every door I desire at the universe’s speed

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Your 20s are for looking back to your childhood and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, they shouldn't have done that to me."

Your 30s are for looking back to your 20s and thinking "huh, that sure was fucked up, I shouldn't have done that to myself."

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*gobbles ur buttcheeks*

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Daddy im so horny . PLease help me

bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane

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Rose Bud Harlequin (#fcb391 to #46d001)

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getting that august feeling (things that have ended endlessly are ending again)

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im getting out of here alive (my twenties)

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the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

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i blog for girls who are umm relentlessly tormented. By the misery