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The ability to pin a post would be very cool

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Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

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Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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So one of our new vocabulary words is “malus”, meaning “bad”, and I asked my students if they could think of any English derivatives, telling them that just about any English word that begins with M-A-L is going to mean something “bad”.

I’m expecting stuff like: malice, malcontent, malnourished, or even malware or Maleficent.

Instead I get this one girl in the back of the room say “male” with the most dead-eyed expression.

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ladies don’t forget to fill up your water bottle and put it in the fridge before you go to bed tonight so you can have a drink as soon as you wake up tomorrow. men you can die i guess

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ice water is so fucking good

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Me: *Drops chocolate on the floor.*

Me: 👀

My Dog: 👀

*Kill Bill Sirens*

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ice water is so fucking good

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11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck

in december: life is a polar expresswreck

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