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when i moved out of my parents house and across the country 2 and a half years ago and started buying my own groceries for the first time i remember being so nervous to buy olive oil because in my head olive oil was an expensive cooking oil and i was like ah shit im gonna have to switch to exclusively canola or something and then i went to my local grocery store and the extra virgin olive oil was like $3. that was in late 2021. that same olive oil is $6 now

#fucking what??? #for how much olive oil??? #thats so cheap #which country is this? US?

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'Irredeemable media' is such a funny concept to me because it's never used for stuff like Birth of a Nation or A Serbian Film. It's always The Owl House or My Hero Academia because these people only watch things for children and can't stand any conflict more complex than Super Mario Brothers.

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when you're sick you're either a prince moder or a dog moder. prince moding is when you demand many little treats, drinks etc. i personally prefer to drag myself off to a secluded corner to either die or recover, aka dog moding

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"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.

"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!

"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands

Look how they massacred my boy

#i think they're still pretty

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#Seka Aleksić! #yugoslav actress #AN ICON in ex yu

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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let’s all kill ourselves

#uhmmmm #olive oil was always the expensive one? #like? #huh? #my family never bought olive oil when I was little #it was too expensive back then too #idk if this is about US maybe? #but for us it was always a luxury #so we just used sunflower oil #and frankly? you dont even need olive oil for everything #lowkey privileged but what do I know #maybe OP is greek/italian

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Death to settler colonialism, free Palestine!

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ive seen so much of this bizarre liberal sentiment over the past few months that writes off protests and support for palestine on the assumption that people are doing this because its trendy and exciting, as if to discourage people from even thinking there could be anything outside of disinterested complacency and self interest. is it so hard to believe people have principles and ideals that are important to them? that people have political beliefs they want to see actualized? that people and social relations could be anything more than they currently are?

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There is something very wrong with him (he is full of pee) s3e16 - top secret

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#bro knows a spot fr

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i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

#OP should stab their stomach #many times #just to simulate it #and die hopefully

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Don't get me wrong, I love the dreamy fairytale-ness of the Ghibli movie version of Howl's Moving Castle, but the book. The book. Sophie, first off, being so incredibly set on being the boring un-gifted un-adventuresome eldest daughter (as is right and fitting for an eldest daughter to be) that she doesn't notice she's working magic, like, constantly? And when a witch shows up like "hey girlie you are fully working SO much magic that I'm feeling threatened, so like I'm gonna put you in the old lady dimension ciao," she's like well. That was weird. Anyway I guess I better go find something to do as an old lady. And she reasons that this famously evil sorcerer who eats young girls' hearts is probably safe for her now cause like. She's old. What's he gonna do to me. And proceeds to bully her way into becoming his cleaning lady. And Howl, known flaky whimsical fuckboy extraordinaire, is like sure okay I guess that works for me. And just as well because it turns out he's also a fucking bottom who kinda digs this strong stubborn lady who's steamrolled her way into his life, kinda weird that she's disguised as an old woman but w/e he's not gonna question her life choices and like it's not actually a problem for him, and by the time Sophie's figured out that oh crap oh shit she's actually kinda into this flighty asshole, what am I gonna do, he'd never return my feelings in a hundred years, Howl's basically accepted that they're mostly married. And also how can you top "my extremely powerful and slightly fey wizard is just a Welsh grad student who wandered into a portal one day" for a character concept. You can't. It's the perfect book really

#the book is so much better

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something i have noticed lately: as a collective, a lot of gen z are simply getting tired of their phone