alexspeedygonzales

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pov she caught you staring (your approval isn’t high enough)

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Am I the only one who thought Isabela would look really good with dreadlocks?

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my tabris most CERTAINLY romanced morrigan…. she DEFINITELY ran off with her witchy gf and helped her raise kieran….. what are u talking about!!!!

THIS HAPPENED!!!

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#brown boy #half-elven dragon blooded

#bringbackthejaw

bonus concept hair

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#bringbackthejaw

bonus concept hair

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Little Alistair

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sometimes i just sit around thinking about Grey Wardens

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Der Mond Art Book

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he’s so bi it hurts…

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your honor, they’re trying their best

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Shout-out to the best DA fanfic ever Stuck on the Puzzle by @capillata 

I’ve read it many times over and it’s about time to draw this two to show my love to them. Cuddling on ramparts one winter night like sweet idiots they are. <3

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The real difference.

Gimme a head with hair, Long beautiful hair Shining, gleaming, Streaming, flaxen, waxen🎶

You're not a real millennial if you don't have war flashback of guys walking buy surrounded in clouds of Axe cologne.

Also as a curly person I can assure you that there's always a particular kind of horror when I hear people saying that they use 2 in 1 shampoos and nothing else. Horror and envy.

Thank you @ndostairlyrium for the idea, and Alatariel (on Instagram) for a similar prompt, here's your friendly neighbourhood shitposter-gal.

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Okay but what if when the Warden and a romaced Alistair get married, the Warden incorporates what Alistair said when they first met into their vows? Basically what I’m saying is please imagine Alistair Theirin crying his eyes out because the love of his life just said “The best thing about the Blight is that it brought us together”

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comm 🧡

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imagine having zevran, isabela, and iron bull in your party

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true facts about Alistair Theirin’s life

he was forced to sleep in a dog kennel when he was little

he was forced into the templars

he was lied to about who his real mom is and still doesn’t know the truth

he has been supporting a horrible and cruel woman he’s not even related to because of being lied to about who his mom was

he suffers from survivor’s guilt after ostagar

he had to mercy kill his own father after finding out he was being held prisoner by a tevinter magister who was using his blood to fuel dark magic

through all of this, he has still remained a good and loving person

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Me: *Remembers all the whitewashing Alistair mods*

Me: *Cringes into the void*