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Tostada

Likes- Food raptors, pedialight, alcohol, women (unlike Rusty), LOVES SNAKES, Steak, Hunting, Horseback Riding, Pirate movies

Dislikes- faulty women, attitude for no reason, HATES pinecones, impersonators, hates when the la tres taquitos fight

My comment: Derek is a super friendly person just like Pam and Rusty, he is apart of the La tres taquitos! Derek is super cool and is always up for a chat. I’m happy to call him my amigo :) I’m intrigued to learn more about Derek. When you see him around the island definitely give him a wave!  DEREK ES GUAPO!

(This Derek is different to the other one)

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Taco

Likes- Best friends- Rusty and Derek, tamales, reading, Bonnie

Dislikes- Puppies, hates men fighting over her, morning walks, when bffs fight, low calorie foods, being nervous

My comment- Pam is such a kind angel and so so sweet, Pam is apart of the La tres taquitos!! I’m so happy to have met Pam! Please if you see her around talk to her because she is always up for conversation!! I’m so excited to know more about Pam as she seems very lovely <33  TE AMO PAM<3

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Nacho

Likes- Men, Pool parties, Prada,  Kamora, the Three Aesthetics, Bonnie

Dislikes- Derek when he’s mean, fake people, Pam’s cat, Derek’s mean side, Impersonators and trump

My comment- shoutout to Blaziken5 for introducing me to the la tres taquitos!! This is Rusty one of the members of the La tres taquitos, he is super sweet and kind!! Everytime i see Rusty he always greets me and that is the kind of ATTITUDE we love!! <333 I’m looking forward to getting to know dazzling Rusty more! RUSTY ES FRESCO!!

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simplify

Likes: flowers, the beach

Dislikes: Cats and old cereal

My comment: MAN FUCK THIS GUY FR. SIMPLIFY IS A SNITCH AND YOU KNOW WHAT SNITCHES GET- THEY GET FUCKING STITCHES. This guy is one of those people who only hangs around mods and sucks up to them. I am now creating a file of evidence against Simplify to get this guy ip banned.

#FUCKSIMPLIFYMOVEMENT

#SIMPLIFY4IPBAN

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Horny

Likes - The Weeknd, spending money so it annoys Bonnie, shoes, clothes, Dylan and Cindy Dislikes - Bonnie, Mari, Buddy

My comment- Horny AKA Brandon is a STOOPID, the man spends too much money on clothes and not on his saving’s account. When Brandon learns to save money it’ll be too late but don’t worry brando i’ll throw you a dollar bill when i visit America! Other than Brandon being stoopid and mean, Brandon is an alright person and a good person.. JK BRANDON IS AMAZING AND HES ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME AND I’M GLAD I CAN HAVE SOMEONE TO YELL AT WHEN I NEED TO INSULT SOMEONE, Thank you Brandon. ILY BRANDO

If you see Brandon around oasis, tell HIM TO STOP WASTING HIS GODDAMN MONEY.

(INSTEAD OF TES HIS NAME SHOULD STRIDE THATS FACTS)

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You

Likes- Bonnie, indie music, pizza, art, video games, the 70′s, cats, Omar Apollo, true crime, forensic science 

Dislikes- tomatoes, mayo, fake people, closed minded people, Bonnie haters, slow walkers

My comment- THIS BITCH MARISOL AKA MARI AKA MARIO IS HERE IS MY BEST FRIEND ON OASIS AND SHE IS THE BEST PENGUIN EVER. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU MESS WITH MARISOL I WILL RUIN YOU AND YOU’LL BE SORRY. Mari is the most glorious person I’ve met on this game, this year shall be our 4th year of friendship :)) Mario is a classic penguin and the most coolest igloo designer ever. I LOVE YOU SM MARISOL AND I HOPE ONE DAY WE CAN MEET IRL!! Do NOT mess with Marisol and I MEAN IT.

(in the middle of a fucking charter bus parking fucking garage in the middle of goddamn fucking nowhere on the freezing fucking gold bus)

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itstasha

Likes:- food, gym, money, music

Dislikes- people

My comment- Tasha is a very stylish and cute penguin!! I don’t know her very well but once I do i’ll definitely update my comment on her! All I know is that she’s one of the Aesthetic’s friends (Josh- Kamora)’s friend and anyone who is a friend of the Aesthetics is a friend of mine <3

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jemm

Likes: bullying americans, anything 80’s, halloween 

Dislikes: corn on the cob, genome, find four

My comment: Jem is very cute and sweet, she has such a friendly way and is always so positive. If you go up to her she’ll always have a conversation with you. Jem helped me out and has always been there for me when I need. I’m glad that I can rely on her as she is such a sweetheart. I don’t have one bad thing to say about Jem, I know that some of my comments may get repetitive but what I say is true and when I say Jem is sweet and kind I mean it!

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lew

Likes - gin, beer, stories, nature, music, instagram aesthetics, unique people with unique minds, socialism, bugs, gigs, empathy, pokemon

Dislikes - lack of empathy, ignorant people, right-wing politics, peppers, social media, the internet, greed, capitalism

My comment- Lew is a very cool penguin, back in 2018 i dated him for 2 weeks and I DID NOT cheat on him like he tells everyone. He was super cute to date though and he is a gentlemen. Although i’ve argued with Lewis, he has to be one of the best penguins on oasis and he has a wicked sense of humour!! I miss hanging out with Lew like the good old days with Sam and Lukas. Thank you lewis for being the kindest and sweetest person deep down even though you show your mean side only. Lew is a great penguin to talk to and please have a chat with him. 

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Scotty

Likes- White blonde sluts, milf slaying, virgin slaying, beating up kids, sunsets, and genomes auntie

Dislikes- Geeds, tomatoes, pedophiles, chanelles tits, furries, sjws, kankles, and midget phat asians

My comment-. Scotty has a profile on here already but here is a new updated version! Scotland is an interesting penguin, he is like my older brother and he’s very intelligent. Although i like to call him unqualified with therapizing penguins, he has very good advice and is well aware of the things around him. I like talking to scotland a lot and so do many others, Scotty has heaps and heaps of friends and is open to having more!! (Bow down to Scotty he is penguin famous if its a thing)

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Chanelle

Likes- eating drugs, giving blue balls , jailbait maori boys,and nice jewish boys

Dislikes-  sober events , catfish, rude people, small tits

My comment- Chanelle is a complete and total Queen of oasis, (One of the three queens Eileen, Gianna, Chanelle) I wouldn’t mess with Chanelle and no one should mess with her because she is Chanelle. Chanelle is very chill and sweet and gorgeous!! i’m glad to be friends with such a Queen, she has very interesting conversations with people and is one of the most interesting penguins on this game. Once again do not mess with Chanelle and bow down to the Queen.

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This is a classic photo of Scotty bowing down to Chanelle

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Skazzy

Likes: pasta, soccer, rappers, travelling

Dislikes: snow, spiders, preps

My comment: Skazzy is a swell penguin who I’ve known since 2018, He is original as! Skazzy is nice to everyone and always includes people when in a voicechat he is a very good conversation maker and has a hella cool voice. At one stage I thought that Skazzy and Shadow were the same person, now I’m thinking they’re not. I’m glad to see Skazzy online again after so long and its nice to see all the ogs slowly coming back. I’m surprised I haven’t made a profile on him yet or in 2018 I apologise for the lateness of this profile but here it is! Make sure to say hello to Skazzy!

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riles

Likes- Pesto Pasta

Dislikes- All meat

My comment- Riles talks smack

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Trident

Likes- jet skis, movies, alligators, gum

Dislikes- crabs, dolphins, Vallpal

My comment- Trident is hella cool person, he is very sweet and kind. He has always defended me when it comes to people being mean penguins and he defends his friends also.  I’m very thankful to know Trident, and if you’re friends with him he is lucky. Thank you Trident for standing up for me against mean penguins and standing up for others as well very dazzling of you !

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ANOTHER UPDATED GROUP PHOTO

most of these penguins weren’t in the other updated photos! 

DISCLAIMER:  IF YOU MISSED OUT there is other opportunities for photo shoots :) 

Picture contains: annie, Deadillegal, Kamora, Mercedes, Bonnie (me), Scotty, Pacific, holland, Chanelle, You, tes

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Cindy

Likes - SHOPPING, latte art, Frosty, dogs like frosty, eating 24/7, pearl hairclips

Dislikes -Moan

My comment:  CINDY THE LEGEND, THE PRINCESS! I’ve done a profile on Cindy before but she has changed accounts! Previously known as “kind” and now known as “Cindy”. I’m so glad to have met such an cool person with the most best music taste i’ve ever heard, i hope one day we might see each other at an Olivia O’brien concert! Until then i hope to see nO ONE MESSING WITH CINDY BECAUSE CINDY HASN’T DONE JACK SHIT! AND THATS FACTS. I am 100 percent a Cindy fan and there are many penguins who are as well! I love you Cindy :) #ProtectCindyAtAllCosts