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touching

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feeling a bit insecure so ykw. shout out to all the disabled kinky ppl out there!!

♡ disabled subs who need pillows or braces for joint support during sex <3

♡ disabled doms who rely more on verbal commands/general words than physical punishment bc of muscle weakness <3

♡ disabled kinksters who have to put a hold on aspects of kink bc their body is in too much of a flare up to cause additional damage <3

♡ disabled doms who rely on toys to avoid a flare up <3

♡ disabled subs who need their disability prioritized during aftercare so they don’t end up in an energy deficit for days <3

♡ disabled ppl who prioritize their comfort and use mobility aides during/after sex how they need to in order to feel GOOD <33!!!!!

I love u all and im smooching u right on the forehead, your disability makes u no less sexy and worthy of mind blowing sex ♡ ♡ ♡

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man. sometimes it seems like a lot of subs forget that being a dom/playing a dominant role is a lot of work. it's a lot of responsibility and takes a lot of energy, which can all take a mental toll on a dom, but some subs seem to just...glance right over that

anyway. appreciate and thank your local dom today

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annoying thing about sex in the dark especially when you're topping is the fumbling around Tryna find the hole it makes me feel like an idiot ogre like "thog top. thog fuck boy hole." and the cute little boy I'm Tryna fuck is like "nope, not quite... a bit lower..." and thog gets embarassed that her cock can't instinctively sniff out the hole like a truffle hog. doubly so when it slips out but the cheeks feel so good that you start rutting mindlessly anyway without realising you're not even in like "thog like pussy, thog positively grunt, thog so close baby boy..." and then "babe... that's just my ass cheeks....." like ok guess thog kill self now

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i deserve to be cuddled and cuddled and cuddled and cuddled and creampied and cuddled and

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call me the bong the way i get passed around the party while everyone hits me

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#literally all i want tbh

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Jerking off a soft penis = resistance in the face of annihilation

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I will smother you with my tits as I am riding you so don’t ever say I’m not romantic

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top three talents are being a whore, being a fag, and being oh so sleepy

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Men Don't Work Like That: 10 Things M/M Writers Are Doing Wrong

A lot of ero writers these days are young, and therefore virgins.  It’s difficult to write about something you don’t have personal experience with (that’s why none of my characters are smokers, for example).  As such, a lot of the same errors keep cropping up in a lot of m/m fic, transcending fandoms, and all across the world.  So, for your information, here is something you may find helpful:

Ten Facts about Anal Sex and Penises, Presented by a Dude Who Has Had Sex:

Before you write, research your setting and learn medical facts about the demographic.  For example: 70% of men in the US are circumcised, regardless of religion.  And getting cut doesn’t leave a scar; it just creates something called a flayed discoloration.  This would not be anything fascinating to an American man because it’s the norm.  If anything, they would be fascinated by an uncut one.  Most American men have never seen a foreskin.

Men do not require lubricant to jack off, even if they are circumcised.  Dry masturbation is not painful.  The purpose of lotion is to simulate a vagina, not to alleviate pain.  This is because the skin is not being rubbed; it is being pushed.  Try to jack off your arm and apply just enough pressure to slide the skin over the muscle, and note how it doesn’t hurt at all.

Men get boners ridiculously fast and for absolutely no reason.  It may seem like a sexist exaggeration that simply looking at a boob would make a dude pop a boner, or that wearing dress slacks would do it, but it’s not.  The story about sporting a surprise spear in math class is so true, men can’t even find it funny.  Think of it as the male equivalent of getting your period in class; it’s that real and possible.  So stop writing men taking forever to get hard, or getting embarrassed when they get hard quickly.  They grew up with their hyperactive genitalia, they’re used to it, they don’t care.

Do not confuse a chubby with a half-hard dick.  A chubby looks flaccid, but is swollen; it is a dick on the path to getting hard, and this is a transitory state in constant motion.  Chubbies do not leak precum; halfies do.  A “half-hard dick” is kind of a misnomer, because it has fully erected, but is not on the edge of ejaculating.  It does not look half-hard; they are not floppy.  Stop confusing these states of bonerism.

The size of a flaccid dick has nothing to do with its size when erect.  Some are like Slinkies: one moment it fits in a Pez dispenser; the next you can stretch it down the block.  Others are the same size whether hard or soft.  You cannot tell if a man is a grower or a shower just by looking at a softie.

If a man needs to ejaculate and is denied, the urge doesn’t just slowly ebb away.  The nuts expect to release, and when they don’t, they start screaming.  Orgasm denial is painful.  It’s an ache in the balls similar to getting kicked.  That’s what “blue balls” is.  When a man’s dick is fully hard and leaking precum, he has to ejaculate, or it is going to hurt.  Dudes aren’t like chicks; they can’t fuck some and then stop without release if their partner cums first.

Dudes aren’t like chicks.  Therefore: The ass does not work like the vagina.  The rectum does not produce its own lubricant and will not “get easier” with continued motion; it actually gets drier because the rectal walls absorb lube.  The anus has much higher elasticity than the vagina and snaps back into place almost instantly (you don’t leak farts and butt juice for hours after a poop, do you?).

Many women can fuck straight through an orgasm and cum multiple times in one round.  Men cannot marathon orgasms like that.  When a man ejaculates, he is done and goes flaccid.  In the second round, orgasm takes significantly longer to reach.  Stop writing dudes ejaculating twice in one round of sex.

The Ass Doesn’t Work Like The Vagina Part 2: The rectum is largely devoid of stimulation.  You don’t feel every groove and inch of your poop as it moves, do you?  The stimulation comes from the anus and the prostate, not the rectal walls.  If the sex is bareback, the catcher will almost certainly not feel the ejaculate of the pitcher.  If the pitcher’s dong is really long, it will reach a point where the catcher feels like their entire belly is full of dick, the way you feel bloated when you have a big poop.

You have to be really, really turned on for anal sex to work.  The anus is not one o-ring, but two, spaced about half an inch apart, and the inner o-ring is involuntary; it is always clenched unless you are about to poop (that is why farts make noise).  The only way that inner ring relaxes is if a flux of hormones makes your lower abdominal muscles relax; in other words, you have to be so turned on your ass forgets to stay shut.  This is why undrugged anal rape is so difficult.  Consensual, heat-of-the-moment anal sex is not painful at all.