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The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

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if i could turn into an eel. well that'd be ideal.

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why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole

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Hey, bisexual here

mood

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the russian government… made this??

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So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????

It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????

What the fuck??????

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My favorite thing is that Europe is spooky because it’s old and America is spooky because it’s big

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why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

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the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

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yes i'm a gifted kid

g- gay

i- illiterate

f- fucked over

t- touchstarved

e- exhausted

d- disappointment

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when your anxiety is constant but you do a really good job of pretending it’s not there

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on cats

pros of being made of liquid:

get place

reloxing

armour

cons of being made of liquid:

DISOPEAR INTO THE ABYSS