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It just dawned on me that the reason Emerie tells Omega she isn't a prisoners is because she's never actually seen what freedom looks like. She's a Kamino clone. She was property to them and is used to the featureless, baren accommodations clones get. To her this is normal and it would have been for Omega as well had she not ended up with the batch.

okay thoughts on the premiere because i DID wake up at 2am to watch it but i'm kinda drowsy from the allergy medicine i'm taking so i couldn't really multitask

"you're not a prisoner" emerie says as she come to retrieve omega from an unfurnished room that is also locked from the outside

crosshair's particular brand of self-depreciating concern/encouragement is kinda sweet but mostly concerning. you need a therapist sir

i've been looking through the tbb tag and everyone else is referring to the lurker hound as "batcher" so i'm guessing that's how it was spelled in the subtitles but i heard it as "betcha" and refuse to let that go bc i think it's cute

side note: for hunter's sake i hope he's okay with pets lol

emerie isn't completely terrible. kinda hope she gets a redemption arc

using lula as a symbol of omega's distance from the batch is really clever and also going to tear my heart out

seriously the "i belong here" comment. crosshair wins saddest wettest cat of a man this season

he's also just so tired of everything, which. same

baby regs!!!!

once again we get to watch hunter vibrate out of his corporeal form at the sheer proximity of adoptable children. he has a mission though so he will have to come back and parent them later

i think the kaminoans may have accidentally also enhanced the fett Fatherhood Gene(TM) when they were working on his senses

ngl the design for roland's mom slaps. hope they use it again

WHAT is with crosshair's shaky hand???? are they implying the gas from last season did that? is it from testing? interested to see where it goes though. quite the disadvantage for a literal sniper

from all this talk of genetic m-counts and such, what i'm gathering is that omega isn't necessarily force-sensitive but clones of her could be depending on your views on midichlorians

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The mando adoption genes are stronk

Star Wars: The Bad Batch 3.13 | Into the Breach

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Do I!? I'll def check it out!

An icon of the wonderful Y'shtola, drawn by @lavenderarts!

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Y'shtola is trans. Yoshi-P snuck into my house last night to whisper it into my ear.

An icon of the wonderful Y'shtola, drawn by @lavenderarts!

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I need to sit down at some point and write an analysis of Answers pertaining to the plot and lore of FFXIV. There's a whole essay to be made just with the order in which the choir and main vocalist sing.

Bearing sins of the past, for our future is taken.

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I love all of this.

Also, now I'm thinking about,

Giyuu and Sanemi, both babies, pointing at Obanai: A baby.

So, baby Trio naptime:

I feel like Giyu would be like "ah yes, the sweet relief of sleep." except in baby mode because "Oooh, what's that? And that? And that thing over there. Omg is that my hand!? :D" so you'd need to do the little blanket tent over his and whoever is holding him's heads like I did with my nibblings when they were babies too curious to sleep.

Sanemi is kind of the opposite. He's just to angry to sleep! What do you mean baby rage takes a lot of energy? He's a damn Hashira and doesn't need a naptime. And then one of two things happen, he either exhausts himself to sleep and naps with the angriest little baby frown or eventually goes baby mode snuggles himself against someone and has the calmest sleep. There's no in-between.

Obanai meanwhile, I see as being find with naptime. Thing is, even in adult mode, he can't stop his suckling reflex when asleep so he often ends up waking up with something in his mouth, usually a blanket corner, or a lock of Muichiro's hair, much to his own embarrassed upon waking up.

Also, I'm wondering since a year is a lot of time for a bay's development, who's the oldest/youngest?

Anyway, love all the baby and children content, they are all adorable deserve love❤️❤️

omg anon im so sorry i thought i had responded to this . i absolutely adore this this is all canon anon you get me

to answer your question; they're all six months old!

Giyuu still considers himself the eldest, so he watches out for the two. Sanemi is physically a little bigger and stronger, and he's just like fuck yeah . im not the youngest anymore. take that. meanwhile, Obanai is tiny for his age; he looks more like a three-month-old

so... just judging by their development and how they get with their baby modes, i would say Giyuu is the eldest, Sanemi is in the middle leaning towards eldest, and Obanai would be considered the youngest (he's mortified by this)

Regarding the three concerning sleep, Giyuu is the easiest to put down for a nap, and Sanemi will raise hell. he's the baby crying at 2 in the morning. which results in the other two babies waking up and also crying. the horrors

give Giyuu a plushie and he is set. if he's awake its probably got something to do with Sanemi whacking him and fussing.

you're exactly on the nose with Sanemi-- he's just too angry to sleep. when he's in baby mode, he's just too energetic and all he wants to do is crawl around and play!

Obanai is somewhere in the middle. he usually can't sleep if he's alone, and when he's in baby mode, he really doesn't like being put in the crib. he much prefers sleeping in someone's arms

usually, the sleeping arrangement favors having Obanai in the middle. Sanemi and Giyuu recognize he's a lot more fragile and weak than they are so there's a mutual agreement to watch out for him when they can. this is also because Sanemi doesn't want to sleep next to Giyuu

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Yes paras are horrible but consider, teddiursa. They are just as aggressive, can shoot earth your way, and aggro-ing one also means having to deal with the resident ursaring

So, what do you guys think our Paras equivalent in PLZA will be? (The overly-aggressive, Arceus-forsaken little shits are *almost* EVERYWHERE)

Meme source.

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Fun fact! There is actually at least one trans clone called Sister.

I don't know why but I love that Omega decides her doll is a female even though she knows all the clone troopers are male. She wants the doll to be like her.

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Consider: 3yo Ahsoka sneaking into Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan's plant filled quarters and pouncing on them like a kitten learning how to hunt

i like to think ahsoka and qui-gon actually met, but she was so little that she doesn't remember it happening.

Qui-Gon: And who may you be, youngling? We are quite far away from the crèche.

Ahsoka: I'm 'Soka!

Qui-Gon: Oh yeah. You're totally joining my lineage.

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No one writes angsty gay romance like shonen mangakas do

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Jaro: Want to blame Yoda's lineage?

Depa: Oh definitely.

Is jaro tapal a force ghost I’m curious

afaik force ghostiness is a skill you have to learn! like Qui-gon and Obi-wan spent ages training, Yoda I think learnt it in tcw s6, and Anakin is the force's specialest/most eldritchest boy so he just got it for free. in other words, I don't think so but I'm sure he's vibing in the weird force afterlife like:

Jaro, in the World Between Worlds, watching Cal use the most sketty force technique: Hey we definitely taught them better than that, right? Depa Billaba, watching Kanan train Ezra by throwing milk cartons at him: No yeah, this is-- I don't even know where they learnt half this shit

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Olrox is the definition of Gay Wrongs and I love that about him

this came to me in a fever dream

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They're lesbians your honour

they're not beating the "she's their baby" allegations

#pokemon paldean winds #pokemon: paldean winds #pokemon scarlet and violet #champion geeta #elite four rika #poppy pokemon

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I love my nerd son and rice daughter.

(Wolf summoning himself out of nowhere to hop dramatically on a roof)

Kuro: Look! It’s my dad. I adopted him.

Genichiro: *???* Don’t you mean-

Kuro: I know what I said.

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queer vampire sex. you agree. reblog

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Mine's AST. They learned healing during HW cause Alphinaud got sick and they didn't want to lose anyone else after the end of ARR. They started as BLM tho and still love to sow chaos and destruction once in a while. Really they're just a magic nerd and dabble in every kind they can but those two are their main interests.

WoL/FFXIV OC Question(s)!

What is your WoL/OC's main class/job and why? Are they good at multiple roles? Are there any they're really bad at?

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Coming from the man who was such a bottom he caught a magic std trying to get Mystra inside him.

GALE

#gale dekarios #baldur's gate 3 #bg3