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family vacation <3

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CROSSROADS | CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE III (2023)

#soap is so silly goofy whimsical to me #i already miss that freak #ghost looks soooo good in the snow gear #they’re clowning on that old man as a family activity 🫶

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THE X-FILES ↳ 3.22 | Quagmire

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more studies! woo

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if people know a showrunner by name then u just know they were committing war crimes throughout their shows

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#mulder 🤏

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if you’d told me even a year ago i’d be hyper fixated on call of duty of all things i’d have called u delusional and yet here i’m out here getting delusional over those big booty brits

#listen makarov reminded me of krycek and im thinking

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krycek and makarov got the same levels of cunt

#makarov has become my favourite rat man #but he’s reminding me of my krycek roots

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happy cryptid in july❤️

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Underrated bit of characterization is how Mulder claims to be untrusting and cautious but will actually immediately believe the words of anyone who is remotely nice to him. Meanwhile Scully is like “unlike your paranoid ass I am composed and rational.” Then she’ll turn around and accuse her boss (who has done nothing wrong) of secretly trying to murder her for like the third time in a year

#messy girl bosses the both of them <3

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mirror traps

(mirror traps by hera lindsay bird / matt haig / succession mass in the time of war / the x files the red and the black, tunguska, the truth, ascension, existence)

#during pride month <3

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The famous Billy Meier photograph famously used in The X-Files ‘I Want To Believe’ poster.

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alone in my wizard tower googling "wizards kissing"

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literally hitting the griddy onto an alien spaceship

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#they’re so ghoap coded

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I need an edit of Mulder T-posing in His thiccness' office doorway bc I am made of sin.

His Thiccness is calling security

requests? 

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