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kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

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Voodoo magic 🤣 More like this

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the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

#me after getting 4 hours of sleep #and suffering in bed the other 5

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Beware y'all...

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The German trains are on brand again today

#about to buy some tickets with db god help me

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incredible translation of sheeesh thank you google

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Fruit Dinos // Ceramicorn

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🫂✌️Residence of the French Ambassador in Washington, DC

Glory to Ukraine!💙💛

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I know how much Tumblr likes to post about EuroVision, but if you want to boycott this year's event, this is just a reminder that the 2024 EuropaVision Song Contest is happening at the exact same time! And this year's competition won't just be open to inhabitants of the numerous moons of Jupiter, but will include acts from Saturn's moons for the first time as well. I know we're all still reeling from Amalthea's surprise win last year with 'Goat Suckles the Infant God', but hopefully having some new moons in the mix for 2024 won't upset Jovian purists too much.

#thought it was an euro papa joke #we do not support joost klein in this household though and we're very disappointed about it

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I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

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my favorite love language is trying, actually

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#the reason is my father tho lol

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#why it took me a while to get my current therapist #most of them are there to talk to and help figure out what the problem is #they don't know what to do with said problem #one straight up told me on our first session that i intimidate her with how i already know everything #well yeah i know what's wrong i just don't know how to fix it