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im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

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this motherfucker actually just tweeted this in the middle of his own championship match at wrestlemania

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Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

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One time I was explaining to my dad how unfair it is that every big city has at least a couple gay bars but there are only like 20ish lesbian bars left in the country and he responded with "That's cause gay men have a good party culture. Lesbians don't have time to party, they're too busy debating the sociological implications of things and studying for postgrad degrees" and as much as I wanted to tell him he was out of line for that, as a lesbian who spends all her free time on Tumblr debating sociological implications and messaging other lesbians in discord servers where everyone has a PhD or masters for some reason I felt like I might not be the best person to make that argument

#if it makes you feel better. #im the dumb unmotivated party girl who really needs a lesbian bar

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im gonna fucking cry

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I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will

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[big crashing sound] Did anyone else hear that!? I think God fell from the Kingdom of Heaven! Come on everyone, let's feast on his corpse until something bad happens!

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starting a collection

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Anyways, calling shoplifting “urban foraging” is very funny, a useful euphemism, should be done more often.

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hey girl are you gold and mercury. because. AuHg

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garf :3 💜💙

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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores