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This is one the funniest fucking thumbnails I have ever seen

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I just cried watching twink tony stark mourn his shark-daughter guys what am I doing with my life

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Elizabeth Bennet: I went to Accomplished Woman Island and nobody there knew you. In fact it was uninhabited.

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10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

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Hey girl you've got tits the size of boobs

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oh no.

Guys you know what this means…tumblr sexyman polls ON TUMBLR

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need another man to queerbait with

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Hey girl... yeah im really sorry, but your boyfriend didnt get speaker of the house after the eleventh ballot... no im really sorry we tried but they had to reconvene until tomorrow...

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yo not to be dramatic but i would happily watch like ten more enola holmes movies they are just so fun and mbb is delightful

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the use of the blue and green towels to keep him from drying up and dying

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queer as in gay but also queer as in unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

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for real

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some marauders hcs :)

sirius spends way too much money on sweaters for remus

and not just for a special occasion. he just does

james and lily both sing in the shower

james is great at it

lily is not

with the girls’ help, remus gets dog treats, carrots, and cheese for the boys’ respective birthdays

peter thinks it’s weird and james just laughs about it but sirius will look remus straight in the eye and eat a dog treat

mary, lily, remus, peter, and dorcas go all out for quidditch games

lily, remus, and dorcas have competitions to try and be the best s/o for their respective favorite players (w/just a tad bit of bias)

remus and dorcas always count whether sirius or marlene hits the most people with bludgers

james let’s everyone borrow his transfiguration homework/notes

same with remus and history of magic

as well as lily and charms/potions

sirius and arithmancy

remus and sirius are somehow more touchy feely and cuddly than james and lily

they’re literally always touching if they can

thighs pressed together

ankles/feet tangled together under the table

heads in each other’s laps

heads on each other’s shoulders

holding hands

james and lily are the biggest huggers

also jily foread and nose kisses

if she could allow it, mcgonagall would have remus and lily be head boy and girl, but also still have james be a prefect (but alas there can only be two per house, per grade(5-7))

but because she can’t, remus and lily love to mess with their boyfriends since they spend a decent amount of time alone together for prefect/head duties

remus will only get on a broom if he’s on one with sirius or james

lily, on the other hand, could beat even james in a race if she wanted to, but she hates heights

remus is 8 inches taller than sirius, who pretends to hate it, but secretly loves it because he can easily hear remus’ heartbeat and know he’s safe

whereas remus absolutely ADORES the height difference because he can tuck sirius’ head under his chin

SIRIUS MAN BUN

remus keeps bobby pins and hair ties for sirius and the girls

remus likes his wolf hearing because he can hear his friends’ breathing/heartbeats

lily is taller than sirius by an inch and he HATES it

jily height difference of 3 inches

remus he/they