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alligatorjesie · 4 hours
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Headcanon that matches the scene: Rey was already introduced to Poe in TFA but forgot who he was and unknowingly re-introduced herself which is why he like '... I know?'
She's been through a lot.
Rewatching The Last Jedi makes me wonder if the writers were trying to make Damerey happen with the "I know" from Poe... when the entire film was basically a love letter to Reylo.
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alligatorjesie · 4 hours
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Ice age children frolicked in 'giant sloth puddles' 11,000 years ago, footprints reveal
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More than 11,000 years ago, young children trekking with their families through what is now White Sands National Park in New Mexico discovered the stuff of childhood dreams: muddy puddles made from the footprints of a giant ground sloth.
Few things are more enticing to a youngster than a muddy puddle. The children — likely four in all — raced and splashed through the soppy sloth trackway, leaving their own footprints stamped in the playa — a dried up lake bed. Those footprints were preserved over millennia, leaving evidence of this prehistoric caper, new research finds.
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The finding shows that children living in North America during the Pleistocene epoch (2.6 million to 11,700 years ago) liked a good splash. “All kids like to play with muddy puddles, which is essentially what it is,” Matthew Bennett, a professor of environmental and geographical sciences at Bournemouth University in the U.K. who is studying the trackway, told Live Science. Read more.
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alligatorjesie · 4 hours
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I got some of these growin' my my yard! Only their first year in so they're pretty lackluster but they did spring up after a long cold winter right next to the trillium. I'm pleased to see they came up at all.
Completely mis-identified them at first. Thought they were a lungwort.
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Erythronium americanum (yellow trout lily, kondo)
On my recent trip to Van Dusen Botanical Garden, I ran into several plantings of this interesting wildflower. I knew it was some kind of lily but luckily they had a stem in a labeled vase next to the entrance.
The yellow trout lily is native to eastern North America but I've never seen one growing on the west coast. It gets its name from the mottled appearance of its leaves which, supposedly, look like the skin of a brook trout. I must admit, I really have to put my imagination on 'high beam' to see the resemblance myself.
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alligatorjesie · 6 hours
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Illustrations for the iconic Thea's (diasterisms) iconic reylo series Sword or the Jedi, commissioned by a fan.
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alligatorjesie · 6 hours
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‘Stealing my clothes again, little scavenger?’ (aka, it’s been way too long since I’ve drawn them does this even look like them?)
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Big boi Ben in his redemption sweater I drew for @aberrantcreature 🦋
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alligatorjesie · 18 hours
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Big fan of characters realizing they don't get to die. They have to live. And grow. And be a person. And deal with shit they thought they'd never have to. And be fucked up about it. I would like more of this. Enough dying for honor or as redemption. It ain't. You're just a corpse. There is no moral value in dirt time.
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alligatorjesie · 20 hours
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When your son’s a Jedi padawan but he still inherited his father’s sass
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alligatorjesie · 20 hours
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I feel it again… the pull to the light…
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alligatorjesie · 20 hours
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> mom spilled trace amount of curry powder on the floor
> cool ok ill sweep it up in a sec
> go to the bathroom, come back
> curry powder is suspiciously less
> cat is suspiciously yellow
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alligatorjesie · 20 hours
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This problem is nothing new, but this specific example with these numbers puts it into a fucking brutal perspective.
To put these numbers a different way: A Taco Bell burrito that used to cost ~7 minutes and 20 seconds of minimum wage work now costs ~30 minutes and 30 seconds of minimum wage work.
You used to be able to work at Taco Bell anywhere in the country and make enough money in one hour to buy at least 8 burritos (maybe 9 if you're a manager or something) and feed, like, 3-4 people a decently-filling meal. But now, the same amount of work at the same job will get you one meal for one person. And this change has happened over a mere 15 years.
Remember this whenever you see rich people demonize younger generations for our financial situations, when they call us irresponsible for not investing a ton of money in savings accounts.
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alligatorjesie · 1 day
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As I gaze at the structural column in Copley Station, cracked nearly in two and held together with zip ties that have been carefully painted over to match the column underneath, I feel my soul intertwined with that of a small Italian boy of days gone by, who also stopped to look up at a large, groaning, newly painted tank full of molasses
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alligatorjesie · 2 days
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fuzzy puffs love artichoke fluffs pt 2
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alligatorjesie · 2 days
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You're now a cat owner.
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Then pardon me because perhaps I'm straight up having a fuckin' stroke but I'm pretty sure Anon here is saying furries are fucking weird and they're regularly hateful antis?
And they're not? I mean not any more of less weird than anyone else on the internet and... not generally hateful?
Historically furries are if anything else, overly accepting of weird people.
It's our brand.
So unless I misread something?
No. I read it again. I'm pretty sure that's what they're implying:
Now, listen - I would be spitting in my own eye if I had anything against them enjoying what they enjoy, so this is not about that. We have different tastes, and that's perfectly fine. But OBJECTIVELY SPEAKING. My guy. My dude. In the eyes of majority society. Or imagine like, in the eyes of my Eastern European grandma who is 72 and watches soap operas.
"WEIRD" starts with... you.
(furries. They're talking at furries here.)
What ISN'T common though - in "normie" circles, on the 'adult with a job' pane of existence - is liking anthropomorphic animals after you've turned older than 12.
Most furries are adults with jobs.
This is the same shit I see when people tell me I shouldn't play video games as a adult or enjoy shipping reylo because I'm older than 20. I didn't know hobbies had a age range and it's shit that anon is implying one of the most common fandoms you come across on the internet (furry) is for children. The furry fandom is fucking massive and has been around for a really long time. There are furries dying of old age. They're called grey muzzles. I'm a grey muzzle.
The first furry con was a sex con. People showed up with porn zines and art to trade. Furry cons weren't child friendly spaces until very recently.
I would know. I sell dildos at them.
Again maybe I am completely misunderstanding this anon but this really sounds like an ageist argument assuming that the furry fandom is this huge problem in anti spaces and.. they're not?
I'm a furry so I'm around a lot of furries and this just.. ain't a thing. Every meow and then we get some asshole on twitter up in a tizzy that we showed up at a fur con to sell dildos but they're also often 16 or 18 year olds who don't know the sexual history of the fandom.
This might be a weird beef, and my 'evidence' is also most probably anecdotal, but I swear this happens so often I could conduct a social study, so I thought I'd share!
So I casually keep engaging with fandom on twitter and tumblr, and of course I come across all kinds of people, pros and antis and secret third things too.
I mostly try to stay in the 'normal person who doesn't hurt anyone' space, cultivating my internet experience, as you do, no matter what I do though, there be antis in the replies and quotes with the usual brain dead takes, and they always yell at people like "shut up weirdo!! you're weird!!! you're Weirdy McWeirderton!!!"
But that's not the surprising part. The surprising part is that 90% of the time if I check such a person's profile... they're a furry. Their account is months, years of sharing or making furry art or cosplaying such themes, sfw and nsfw too.
Now, listen - I would be spitting in my own eye if I had anything against them enjoying what they enjoy, so this is not about that. We have different tastes, and that's perfectly fine.
But OBJECTIVELY SPEAKING. My guy. My dude. In the eyes of majority society. Or imagine like, in the eyes of my Eastern European grandma who is 72 and watches soap operas.
"WEIRD" starts with... you. It's you! It's not a 15 year old and a 17 year old kid dating. (Fictional, no less...) Childhood friends becoming lovers is not incestuous, and it's super insulting to say so. I don't pretend to know what sheltered life antis live where you never have crushes on classmates or never meet anyone on the beach or at guitar practice, but these are literally the most common things in real life! What ISN'T common though - in "normie" circles, on the 'adult with a job' pane of existence - is liking anthropomorphic animals after you've turned older than 12.
Again, I have nothing against if you do. I genuinely mean that.
I genuinely believe we ALL deserve space, this is why I'd like everyone to understand that the OBJECTIVE definition of 'weird' is NOT the proshippers and whatever the hell 'illegality' antis keep accusing them of. To me this common use of "weird" as a 'gotcha' is just funny and illogical. THEIR fantasies would literally not be accepted anywhere except on the internet and its blissful options to stay anonymous, and yet they keep harrassing people for entertaining the same.
Has anyone ever noticed any other specific pattern like that?
Oh yeah it’s super common
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Is it?
Because I'm in the star wars fandom and the most harassment I ever get is out of other star wars fans for not enjoying the same part of the fandom they do.
I'm a furry and historically they're the ones getting told they're fucked up.
Didn't know there was a age range in enjoying anthropomorphic animals but nice that anon thinks there should be.
I ain't sure about this one op.
This might be a weird beef, and my 'evidence' is also most probably anecdotal, but I swear this happens so often I could conduct a social study, so I thought I'd share!
So I casually keep engaging with fandom on twitter and tumblr, and of course I come across all kinds of people, pros and antis and secret third things too.
I mostly try to stay in the 'normal person who doesn't hurt anyone' space, cultivating my internet experience, as you do, no matter what I do though, there be antis in the replies and quotes with the usual brain dead takes, and they always yell at people like "shut up weirdo!! you're weird!!! you're Weirdy McWeirderton!!!"
But that's not the surprising part. The surprising part is that 90% of the time if I check such a person's profile... they're a furry. Their account is months, years of sharing or making furry art or cosplaying such themes, sfw and nsfw too.
Now, listen - I would be spitting in my own eye if I had anything against them enjoying what they enjoy, so this is not about that. We have different tastes, and that's perfectly fine.
But OBJECTIVELY SPEAKING. My guy. My dude. In the eyes of majority society. Or imagine like, in the eyes of my Eastern European grandma who is 72 and watches soap operas.
"WEIRD" starts with... you. It's you! It's not a 15 year old and a 17 year old kid dating. (Fictional, no less...) Childhood friends becoming lovers is not incestuous, and it's super insulting to say so. I don't pretend to know what sheltered life antis live where you never have crushes on classmates or never meet anyone on the beach or at guitar practice, but these are literally the most common things in real life! What ISN'T common though - in "normie" circles, on the 'adult with a job' pane of existence - is liking anthropomorphic animals after you've turned older than 12.
Again, I have nothing against if you do. I genuinely mean that.
I genuinely believe we ALL deserve space, this is why I'd like everyone to understand that the OBJECTIVE definition of 'weird' is NOT the proshippers and whatever the hell 'illegality' antis keep accusing them of. To me this common use of "weird" as a 'gotcha' is just funny and illogical. THEIR fantasies would literally not be accepted anywhere except on the internet and its blissful options to stay anonymous, and yet they keep harrassing people for entertaining the same.
Has anyone ever noticed any other specific pattern like that?
Oh yeah it’s super common
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