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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

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DAMIANO DAVID

for Maserati Folgore (2024)

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elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account

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9-1-1 7.04 | Buck, Bothered and Bewildered

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we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable

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Krasska

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sometimes I feel like discord is lacking emojis and so I make them myself. these ones in particular are my favorites

frog, toad, and soup!

Feel free to use them if you'd like!

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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

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911 characters + text posts part idk

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Eddie Diaz + the Evan Buckley double take

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#Guess who's the only one allowed to stay

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you mean TO TELL ME i have to WRITE my OWN FANFIC?!?!?!?!

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LOKI "Science/Fiction"

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orc mating season has begun