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(x)dr alan j hart was the first documented transsexual male in the usa. born in 1890, his mother wrote about how he had a “desire to be a boy” from a young age and he was the first trans man to get a hysterectomy in 1917. he was a researcher into tuberculosis and wrote novels as well. he invented technology that we still use today and saved countless lives. he is not the first trans man in america, but he is the first documented transsexual. he died in 1962 of a heart falure.

in the 1980s and 90s when many tried to reclaim him as a butch/femme lesbian figure, one trans activist said, “He was transsexual or, at least, a transgenderist - a true pioneer. One who is seen as a hero by today's transsexual community. Please don't let him be taken away from us by allowing his old name to be used as though it were a badge of honor.”

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I’m getting way too comfortable at work. My boss asked me to do something and I replied ‘pay me’ and he looked like the saddest wettest little bug and said ‘we… we do?’

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he is my favorite little drama queen

much ado about nothing, 1993

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It's really fucked up when you treat characters like people and people like characters.

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TikTokers are such pussies when it comes to ships. “B-but they’re not canon 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😖😖” honey back in my day we shipped characters from entirely different medias uphill both ways in the snow

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TikTokers are such pussies when it comes to ships. “B-but they’re not canon 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😖😖” honey back in my day we shipped characters from entirely different medias uphill both ways in the snow

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Okay I watched Bound (1996) and the first ten minutes are like. femme with increasingly plunging neckline speaking in the sultriest voice possible repeatedly comes up with stupid excuses to have the butch next door do manual labor in front of her in a filthy tanktop, including a scene where a water pipe starts conspicuously leaking water while juxtaposed with the femme's skirt and legs in the back of a shot. why does this feel like the lesbian equivalent of a straight person pizza-delivery-guy porno.

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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

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why do you hate swifties so much

because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku

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The best part of waking up

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putting on my clown wig and pinning an index card that says “misha dyeing hair dark again???” to my s16 corkboard

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One time I brought one of my rocks with me on a plane to touch to calm me down during the flight, but it fell out of my pocket on my way back to the bathroom and then as soon as i realized this they actually announced “did anyone lose…… . A rock” over the loudspeaker system.

When I went up to claim it the plane man, clearly unable to throw off the shackles of his training in the procedure of asking for people’s full names and birthdates when they come to claim wallets, said “wait no, first tell me what color it is so I know it’s really yours”

He seemed to realize this was stupid directly after saying it and kind of smiled like to make it a joke but the joke was on him bc I Described the fucking rock to him for like 30 solid seconds

…anyway. that was an interaction I had once

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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didn’t ask, don’t care, plus my tits bounce when i walk

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spot the difference