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I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*

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I’ve been sitting on the nature Sam fic for a LOOONNGG time…. Should I hammer it out and post it????

#greta van fleet #gvf #peaceful army #gvf fic #greta van fic #gretavansmut #sam kiskza #samkiszka #sam kiszka smut #sam kiszka fic

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SRSLY

Okay so I really need to start writing again, please give me ideas…. Inbox open ✅

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This is so sick and twiiiisssttteeed…… sick and twisted 🥵🥵🥵🥵

when he, ALL UP IN them guts 😏

chy_gvf twt

#jake kiszka #jake gvf #GVF #gretavanfleet #holy shit #stahp #hesawhore

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Omgggggg unhealthy!!!!!!

Jake throwin ass, and his slide 🫠 DC 9/11/23

🎥: me

#greta van fleet #jake gvf #jake kiszka #jakey #do it jakey #gvf #peaceful army

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Danny core

concept: extremely sweet and caring guys that fuck you like an animal in heat

#greta van fleet #gvf #peaceful army #danny gvf #danny wagner

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Omg thank you for the ship! You always post the best explanations and they are super in depth which I appreciate! I’m super happy cus I’m such a Danny girl lol 🥰🥳

You are so welcome!!! I’m so glad you enjoyed!!! ❤️🥰

#greta van fleet #gvf #peaceful army #gvfships #danny gvf #danny wagner

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Not sure if you are taking ships right now but here goes:

I am 26 years old, 5’7, on the curvy side, tan, with long, wavy/curly hair dyed dark red. I have brown eyes and I have softer features, like a round/oval face, full lips and a button nose. I wear glasses quite often, and I don’t really wear a lot of makeup too much. I have multiple tattoos as well.

I’m a Virgo sun, Sagittarius moon, Virgo rising, and Libra venus. I am a queer woman (not yet out to my family though). I was in the military for 5 years, and now I am working towards a career in the aviation industry.

I have 3 dogs, I have a big garden in my backyard, and I love watching shows mostly on the history and science channel. I also love horror movies and comedies. Watching football is also one of my favorite things, and I grew up playing soccer for 12 years as well.

I have an expansive music taste, I grew up on bands like Metallica, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Motley Crue, Journey, etc, but I also really love indie, folk, and alternative. And I love a lot of music from the 50’s-90’s, really 😅

I have a shy personality, I don’t drink, don’t go out much on my days off unless it’s shopping or going to the movies, I prefer staying at home and reading or watching tv. I will open up super fast if I feel comfortable enough with someone though. My favorite foods are curry, tomato soup, and tacos! Eventually I wanna move to Wisconsin where most of my family is, but I do love to travel! Korea and Germany have been my fav places to go so far (:

Anyway I think that’s it lol I’m super excited to see who you ship me with 😊

Heyyyy!!! I’m honestly the worst at getting to ships lately, but trust me I have been thinking about you and here it is—

I ship you with…

Danny ✨

I honestly struggled. Your interests screamed Sam, your music taste screamed Jake…. But to mesh the two together, I thought Danny would be a good fit ☺️

Danny would melt over your appearance. Your pouty lips and full figure 😍 He would not be able to keep his hands and eyes off of you. He’d always want to be showing you off even though he knows how reserved you can be. He would constantly compliment your natural beauty and admire the lack of make up you wear. Maybe a little mascara when you’re getting ready for an event. He’d notice immediately, telling you how it makes your eyes pop! (Danny of all the boys would love your tattoos. Grazing over them and commenting on how sexy they are 😏)

Being you are a Virgo and Danny a Capricorn, you are intensely compatible. You are both earth signs which creates for a relationship built on respect, stability, and intimacy. Danny would accept you for you and be able to support you when you are ready to come out to your family. Danny would admire your service and be so proud of your aviation career, to which Sam would geek over too!

Danny has big love for puppers so to have his own with you would fill his heart. He’d spoil them just like a kid. When he is home, he’d love to help you in the garden. Watering, trimming, and harvesting. Don’t imagine him playing around, plopping a floppy sun hat over his curls, and carrying a wicker basket to collect produce and a little bouquet for you 🌷You seem to have a good mix of educational and entertaining taste in movies, which Danny would enjoy. You’ll always keep him guessing. Also your interest in sports would trip his trigger. He’d fall so madly in love with you the first time you get talking sports.

Danny seems to have the most versatile taste in music, so anyone could bond with him over music. I can see him blaring 80s rock in his corvette while your hair blows uncontrollably in the wind! As social as Danny is, he’d appreciate staying in and soaking up the downtime he has outside of recording and touring. He’s cherish the nights you spend cuddling on the couch and having dinner in the backyard. Danny would treat you to homemade dinners all the time when he’s home. Making you all your favorites. Of course you’d indulge in them when he’s gone, but they hit different when he makes them. He’d whip up mean tacos and virgin margs! Even sporting a tiny sombrero you guys got on a trip to Mexico.

I hope you enjoyed your ship, lovely!!!! Please let me know what you think!! I always love to hear 💕

#greta van fleet #gvf #peaceful army #gvfships #greta van fleet imagine #gvf moodboard #songships #josh kiszka #josh gvf #jake kiszka #jake gvf #danny gvf #danny wagner #sam gvf #sam kiszka #dannywagnership

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Tell me why I JUST noticed josh 😂😂😂💀💀

pondering his orb......

#jake kiszka #jake gvf #greta van fleet #gvf #josh kiszka #josh gvf #peaceful army

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I forever love this clip 😂

#greta van fleet #gvf #peaceful army #danny gvf #sam gvf #dannywagner #samkiszka #michigancore

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pondering his orb......

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Get this away from me 😩

this is the most clear one I’ve seen

#greta van fleet #jake kiszka #josh kiszka #scwt #gvf #peaceful army #josh gvf #jake gvf

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Okay so I really need to start writing again, please give me ideas…. Inbox open ✅

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I wanna chomp him 🤤🤤🤤

tummy :*

#jake kiszka #gvf #greta van fleet #jakegvf #yummy af #wild thoughts

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This is so sick and twiiiisteeeddd….. sick and twisted!!!

#greta van fleet #gvf #peaceful army #danny gvf #danny wagner

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listen to me… imagine babysitting your neighbors baby because they had an emergency or something, and danny comes home from the studio all like “honey!! im home!!” and then stops in his tracks, wide eyes set on the baby and he says something like “wha- how long was i gone for??” and everything is soft and to see this gentle giant hold this curious baby who looks even tinier in his arms (he definitely asks for help when the baby has a tight grip on a hair curl)

he’d be so shy with his baby fever 😭😭

Oh I love baby fever in men, makes me so weak.

You didn't think you'd be spending your Friday afternoon holding your neighbors baby. They were in a rush to go to the hospital and had no one to watch their baby, so being neighborly, you were able to take her in for the day, waiting for a knock at the door to relieve you of your babysitting duties. But the person who got to the door first was not your neighbors, it was your boyfriend Danny, home from the studio.

"Oh honey, I'm hooome!" He'd sing out, you work to hold the baby closer to you as she starts to stir from her nap. "Shh, shhh." You whisper, trying to hush her from getting fussy again. Danny loudly closes the door and tosses his keys by the front door, making a heinous clattering sound, you never realized how loud he was before until now. "Hi baby-" "Shh!" You hush him as he enters the room, looking confused at your scolding. "Oh, my baby has a baby?" He asks confused and quieter than before. "It's the neighbors daughter, the Romero's next door. Her moms appendix burst and they needed to hurry to the hospital and needed someone to watch her. Mr. Romero will be home later tonight to pick her up, she's been here since this afternoon, she's been pretty good actually." You explained while going to stand to show Danny the little baby girl bundled in your arms.

"Why didn't you call me?" Danny asks in an exaggerated whisper of confusion that makes you smile. Seeing him so surprised is always such a treat. "I've kind of had my hands full today." You joke as you bounce her a bit as she begins to stir awake from all of the excitement. "No no, it's okay, you're okay." You soothe as you attempt to calm her. "Ugh, it's probably her dinner time. I need to heat up her bottle-" "I can do it?" Danny offers sweetly. "Can you hold her? My arms are killing me, I'll make it, just, here-" you say hurriedly, the baby beginning to cry a bit louder as you show him how to hold her. "Just support her head, okay, just hold her close to you." You say as you fix the blanket swaddled around her before walking to the kitchen to warm up the bottle. The baby starts to cry, following your instruction Danny holds the baby closer to him and looks over to you, looking towards you but drawn silent looking for a way to solve the problem without bothering you. He starts to mimic your hushing but she only begins to cry more, "Hey, hey, hey, it's okay! Hi baby, I'm Danny. You're okay, you just hungry? It's okay sweetie, it's okay." He says softly. "Try bouncing her a little! She really seems to like it when I do it!" You call from the kitchen.

Danny looks nervously down at the infant, "But maybe she just likes you?" Danny replies as he starts to awkwardly bounce with the crying child. You come back to his side, bottle in hand, you come over to his side, placing a hand tenderly on the small of his back. "Just bounce lightly, just move like you're keeping time to the beat, use your foot to rock a bit." You instruct him kindly, Danny looks so nervous to be holding such a little thing, it's so endearing to see him this way, so cautious and careful. He begins to move a little more subtly, swaying a bit, the cries start to subside as he moves with her. "See, just like that." "Hey sweetie, that all better? Hm?" Danny asks the little baby girl as she begins to quiet down, "I think she likes when you do it too." You smile softly at him as he begins to get the hang of the motion, he smiles at your compliment, watching as the baby making small sounds as she calms down. "What's her name?" "Adelaide." You replied, "I like that, that's sweet." He grins, you start to move him over to the couch. "Here, wanna give her her bottle?" you offer, handing him the warmed bottle as he sinks down to the couch beside you. He takes it and brings the bottle to her lips, she easily suckles it, making sweet little drinking sounds, as her eyes start to flutter shut. "I think she's sleepy." He whispers as to not disturb her. "She's a baby. They do that." You smile, looking at your gentle giant of a man, holding such a small innocent little thing. "I think we could have a baby." He whispers, you suppress a laugh, "We can have a baby, darling. But for now, let's just babysit." You negotiate kindly, his eyes meeting yours, a wide smile on his face as he holds her. The two of you spend the rest of the evening together watching tv until Adelaide's dad comes by to pick her up, watching as Danny quells Mr. Romero that it was "no trouble at all," and how good she was and how they can, "bring her over anytime you need a sitter!" He almost seemed sad handing her back over. It's official, Danny has baby fever.

#gvf #greta van fleet #dannygvf #danny wagner gvf

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I'm gonna keep this anonymous cause personal but not really hehe!

I am a 21-year-old woman who's 5'5 and with light brown hair, fair skin, and Brown/green eyes (they change color in different lighting). I have a little mole (beauty mark) on the left side of my face, kind of full lips, and where little to no makeup daily. I'd say my body type is mid-size (192 lbs and I can fit into M/L/XL so it's hard to tell) and I'm not too curvy.

I'm an Aquarius Sun, Virgo rising, Capricorn moon, and Venus in Aquarius. My hobbies are painting, drawing, and any kind of visual art. I love rock music, both old and new, and will sometimes listen to folk music. I'm entering my fourth year of college as an Arts Management Major and Comm minor (still got a way to go till I graduate cause shit's expensive) and ideally would love to be a part-time artist and work in PR or Journalism.

I come off as shy and particular with a little stubbornness, but as you get to know me I open up and will laugh with you and share things I'm passionate about whether it's big or small. I will always try to hide my emotions around you and if we are really close you'll be able to get me to talk about it cause you know how I try to mask it all.

Extra facts: I love cats, I love pasta so much it's what I eat the most, I am a caffeine addict, and I have never dated anyone.

Who would you ship me with?

Sorry if this was long 😬

Hiiii!!! I am so incredibly sorry this has taken me this long to get through my inbox, BUT good new is…. You are last, but MOST DEFINITELY not least!!! I won’t make this drag out any longer, so lets jump into it!!

I ship you with….

Daniel Robert Wagner

Let’s start with the zodiac compatibility… Both Capricorn’s and Aquarius’ are intentional with their love lives. You are cautious, yet open-minded. You take time to build a trusting relationship, and slowly approach each other’s vulnerabilities and insecurities together. Danny would be the best partner to help you through that. He is incredible patient and kind. He would wait as long as you need him to for you; just to feel safe with him. He’d assure you along the way, not only with his words, but with his actions. Once all the walls are broken down, you’d share a stable and positive life.  

With the foundation of your relationship being extremely strong, it’s easy to see how the rest of it can fall into place. Your hobbies are things I could easily see Danny eager to do with you. Clearly Danny is a very talented man, not just with drumsticks in hand… maybe a paint brush or marker. He’d jump at the chance to hunker down into a cozy corner of the house with you, skim through pages of an activity book and color you a purple monkey. He’d hold it up to you like a proud 1st grader and sport a cheesy smile. You’d giggle and tell him you love it! I could see you discovering an old rock song one day. Playing it in the shower, the car, and around the house. Danny would recognize the tune and quickly learn how to play it on the guitar. One night while he is playing around, he’d start casually playing that song. You’d slowly catch on and begin dancing around, singing the lyrics with him. Those are the moments he would live for with you. So innocent and playful. Just what he needs after years of rigorous touring and creating.

Danny, per usual, would be extremely supportive when it came to your education. He’d understand the need to take things slow or even taking time away from it. For someone who didn’t have to go to college, he’d seem to know a lot about the woes of it. Or maybe he is just that insightful to your feelings. He’d be your biggest cheerleader on the days you get stellar grades. Then he’d be your shoulder to cry on when things get tough. No matter the circumstance, he’s always going to stand beside you. When you do complete your academics, he’ll be blushing over you. Showering you with reminders of how far you’ve come and how smart you are. When you are ready to step foot into a career, Danny would be hyping you up on social media, and getting your name out with his contacts. We love a supportive man!!!

I suppose it is the Aquarius in you that identifies with being shy and stubborn. Definitely a few things Danny would be able to handle. Compared to the other boys, Danny is certainly a little more reserved. That may be the very thing that unites the two of you when you first meet. He’d notice you behind your drink and subtle smirks over the obnoxious gal in the room. Once the two of you have been together for a while, he’ll get a taste of that stubbornness. Again, Danny is so understanding and not very quick to temper. He’ll have his ways of taming you. Not in a dismissive or demeaning way either. He’d be kind and understanding. Giving you reason and words of affirmation. Once you come back down to earth, your passionate, loving, beaming soul will shine again. The very reasons Danny would love you!

To address your tid bits:

Danny would adopt any cats you may have now, and if you don’t have any (or want more) I could see him coming home with a tiny kitten in the palm of his hand with a bell on it’s collar. He’d insist on naming it something like Ludwig or Ramone.

Danny would also love a good bowl of pasta. As I am sure you know, he is a great cook and the minute you beg for a pasta dish, he’ll be in the kitchen boiling it up.

Danny would share and feed into your caffeine addiction. If that is in the form of coffee, he’d always be making early morning coffee runs. Greeting you with a cup in hand.

And finally, Danny would be so accepting and understanding of you not being in a relationship. He’d agree to take things slow and guide you through everything. His want for you to feel comfortable and safe is so profound. You will quickly understand how deeply he would care for you!

Alright!!! I so hope you are happy with this ship! As always, let me know what you think! I always love to hear back!!!!

#greta van fleet #gvf #peaceful army #gvfships #gvf moodboard #songships #gretavanfluff #gretavanfleet ships #greta van fleet imagine #josh kiszka #josh gvf #jake kiszka #jake gvf #danny wagner #danny gvf #samkiszka #sam gvf #dannywagnership