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[alpa-the-internet-cowboy]

Is this what meth does

🪰 housefly734 Follow

just a reminder that flies rubbing their hands together =/= plotting a nasty scheme

🪰 r0tt1ngm3at Follow

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT!! I HATE THE STEREOTYPE THAT US RUBBING OUR HANDS TOGETHER MEANS WE ARE PLANNING SOMETHING DUBIOUS!!

🪰 crane-fly-wives Follow

^^ Boosting! I constantly get non-flies giving me death glares whenever I wash my hands in the restroom. Like, that's what you're supposed to do after going to the bathroom! Sorry for being hygienic I guess 🙄

🪰 diptera-doll Follow

Reasons why flies might be rubbing their hands together:

It's chilly out and they're trying to warm up

They just put hand sanitizer/lotion/hand cream on

They're rolling a ball of clay together

What you should do if you see a fly rubbing their hands together:

Leave them alone! It's none of your business

Hope this helped! :)

🪰 flyhlghh Follow

people also forget that hand-rubbing is a very common stim!! neurodivergent flies constantly get stigmatized for showing any traits of their neurodivergencies in public!! please don't forget that!!

🐝 iamrealflytrustme Follow

I dont know about you losers but i like to rub my hands together because i am planning the most heinous and villanous crimes in my head

🪰 crane-fly-wives Follow

Wow, most obvious troll I have ever seen in my life. Get a life, dude 🙄

🪰 compoundeyehaver Follow

> claims to be a real fly

> has bee as their profile pic

dude couldn even get the right insect for their shitty troll account LMFAOOOOO

🐝 iamrealflytrustme Follow

No i am real fly and i am plotting to land on someones pie rn and ruin it with all my real fly germs. rubbing my hands together as i do it too

🪰 crane-fly-wives Follow

Anyone wanna bet this guy is some amphibian from 4frog typing this nonsense from their lilypad right now? Just me? Okay-

🐝 iamrealflytrustme Follow

I am buzzing around people's ears now

🪰 crane-fly-wives Follow

Yep, that pretty much confirms my theory. The nerve of some non-flies, I swear 🙄

🪰 batsianmimc Follow

@venus-fly-trap-hater

🪰 venus-fly-trap-hater Follow

this post is so real!! tysm babe for sending it to me 💞 ilyy

🪰 batsianmimc Follow

ILY too sugar cube 😘

🐝 iamrealflytrustme Follow

Can you guys stop kissing on this post its ruining my evil scheme planning

🪰 crane-fly-wives Follow

Can't believe this guy is still at it, honestly. @staff @tumblr Please take action against fake fly troll accounts such as these ones!

🐝 iamrealflytrustme Follow

Staff cant kill me i rubbed my hands on them too hard and they dieded sorry

🪰 crane-fly-wives Follow

🤣🤣🤣 Oh the excuses this fake is making, LOL! I haven't been this entertained since the Bombylius major discourse last year!

🪰 compoundeyehaver Follow

why are you still arguing with the troll instead of just blocking

🪰 crane-fly-wives Follow

Just think it's entertaining to see the lack of logic that bounces around in the brains of these non-flies sometimes 🤷‍♀️ Every response this so called "I am a real fly, trust me" user has given me has just made me crack up and flap my wings together.

🐝 iamrealflytrustme Follow

I am gonna rub my hands and plan more evil schemes involving you next

🪰 crane-fly-wives Follow

Heh, just try it, kid. Go on, I'll wait. 🥱

🦗 chirpingboy Follow

things are getting heated in the fly community

🪰 crane-fly-wives Follow

Of course a Grasshopper has the nerve to comment something insensitive on this post. Honestly, just mind your business 🙄

🦗 chirpingboy Follow

okayy

🦗 hopping-along-the-bank Follow

Hey, you can't really preach for not discriminating against flies and then discriminate against a grasshopper, dude. Not cool.

🪰 crane-fly-wives Follow

I think I certainty can, with my past experiences of Grasshoppers always finding the ways to say the most uneducated and baseless takes on my previous posts and discussions. Plus, after the Fly-Grasshopper War of 247 BC (in which my ancestors fought in, mind you) and the consequences that followed it, I think I am well within my rights. But go ahead, frame me as the bad guy here. 🤣

🦗 hopping-along-the-bank Follow

Yeah, you say this and conveniently ignore the socio-economic struggles that grasshoppers have been facing for the past century, many of these issues which were spearheaded by fly conservative politicians in office at the time.

So, yeah, it is rather hypocritical for you to pull out these cards when grasshoppers have also been punished and gotten the short end of the stick throughout bug history.

🪰 crane-fly-wives Follow

The implication that all flies are responsible for a few greedy politicians is quite comical, really. 🥱 Not to mention that many Grasshopper politicians in Bugland and Bugtopia have also had histories of introducing laws that have severely affected communities majorly made up of Flies. But sure, keep arguing with me about this, buddy. I got all day 🤣

🐝 iamrealflytrustme Follow

I am still rubbing my hands and planing schemes btw

🪰 flythatlovestogethigh Follow

anyone smoke bug weed in this thread

[alpa-the-internet-cowboy]

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Happy gay month your favourite band loves you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[alpa-the-internet-cowboy]

jesus fucking christ

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do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

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Fadi Al-Sharif is still organizing for his family to escape Gaza! His home has been reduced to rubble by Israeli occupational forces and they are trying to flee before it is too late. He is almost halfway to his goal and needs as much assistance as he can get, even a small amount can go a very long way if enough people contribute!

$27,458/$62,500 (5/30/2024)

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I love how the Adams family is extremly loving and positive meanwhile "normal" families in media are portrayed as what we would realistically call disfunctional.

Like we have normalised "i hate my wife, shes so bossy and emotional" "i hate my husband, hes so incompetent and useless" behaviours in marriage that the freaks just love eachother. That the freaks would only divorce eachother to celebrate another wedding. That the freaks are a strong and caring wife and a loving and happy husband.

And they are goths, too.

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

#adams #the adams family #we need to normalise love #Honestly everyone whould strive to be like the adams

[alpa-the-internet-cowboy]

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[alpa-the-internet-cowboy]

Im on 85% for this one, chat. Pukicho you need to understand the power of tiger pussy

*my head turns red and steam comes outta my ears like a steam whistle**

[alpa-the-internet-cowboy]

Salt!!! Sodium!! take it!!! take the salt!!!!!!! its healthy take teh sodium!!! cloride!!!

i’m fucking dying. it’s been brought to ben collins (the rad new owner of the onion’s) attention that Google AI summary is using The Onion headlines, resulting in this:

[alpa-the-internet-cowboy]

Ah, yes. The Onion, one of the most reliable news out there.

i’m fucking dying. it’s been brought to ben collins (the rad new owner of the onion’s) attention that Google AI summary is using The Onion headlines, resulting in this:

#i DO eat one (1) small rock per day tho #thats how i get smart #you should to #EAT ROCKS

[alpa-the-internet-cowboy]

Housing & health fundraiser for a Black transfem

Hi, my name is Mars and I'm a transfem butch/stud staying on and off with my transphobic bio family. My local friends are very willing to help house me, but I can't couch surf for long. I have complex health issues and have been delaying three (yes, three) surgical procedures for financial and housing reasons. I have housing options lined up, but I need $500 USD to cover rent for June.

My dear friend @cooxh is opening her cashapp and zelle to recieve funds on my behalf! Even tiny donations go a very long way. 500 USD secures rent for me, 1000 USD would secure food, transport and some of my necessary appointments.

Send funds via cashapp to: $sapphix or dm @cooxh if you use zelle! Anything helps!

[alpa-the-internet-cowboy]

Broke:

Belle has Stockholm syndrome because she falls in love with the Beast, her kidnapper.

Woke:

Stockholm syndrome was coined to slander a woman who had been in a hostage situation but openly criticized the poor police response which recklessly put her in more danger and escalated the violence. She was then belittled and discredited publically by the police for this.

So. Yeah. Maybe Belle does have Stockholm syndrome actually.

[alpa-the-internet-cowboy]

I'd like to bring people's attention to @mohammedayesh's fundraiser. He's kindly asked me to share his story with my followers.

Mohammed is a university student whose studies were unfortunately cut short by the war, the same one that has ravaged and destroyed his home, uprooted his life, and thrust him into a life where he is struggling for survival.

He is trying to raise funds to leave the instability and danger he is facing every day and evacuate to Egypt. He wants to continue his education and live a life of safety and dignity.

You can donate to his GoFundMe, which is currently sitting at €4,488 out of €10,000.

Additionally, you can donate to his PayPal, which will go to supporting his family. He currently has just under €200, which he's using to spend on himself since he no longer has any source of income.