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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

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Jerma fursona

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eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

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Hey just so you all know when you google Preminger this is the third image that pops up

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let’s imagine a future. of toast-based ideologies. clashing. dreamily. and romantically. please imagine it. with me.

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I don't think trekkies can be measured by the same standard tbh so the horta isn't even that weird. I mean, look at Quark! He's mostly agreed on as some kind of sex symbol and he looks like. Well, how he looks. So I don't think the horta's appearance would stop a lot of trekkies

girl that's rocks from the ground

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From an email I just got a couple hours ago. They're gonna remove news related tags because Palestine is consistently in the top 20.

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Haven't people been majorly horny for HAL for literally decades? Like isn't that most of why people still talk about the film? I wouldn't know tho I haven't watched it

the idea that people still talk about Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey only because they're horny for a disembodied robot voice is something i'm going to incorporate into my worldview now

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DeepLeffen is a Twitter bot trained on r/smashbros and Tweets from professional Smash player Leffen. It randomly generates Tweets based on prompts it is fed.

It’s probably the best account on the site.

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The iron hand of Götz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm in a siege [640×360]

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I think girls should be allowed to maul anyone they want.

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Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

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google know’s it’s stuff,

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Flipping in bed like an omelette but one you keep flipping too early so the other side isn’t fully done and you know you gotta flip it back again soon

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first time I ever went to the animal shelter and picked out my own animal was surreal. we had so many animals growing up but we never picked out any of them. and sure that’s normal for cats. they just showed up and we adopted them. but it didn’t end there.

we had a ball python because my mom was on a walk with her friends, saw it on the ground (this was Ohio) said “woah! that’s not native!” and put it in her purse. we advertised but never found the owner so we kept the purse python.

we ended up with a corn snake during a hurricane because my mom went out to get one of the cats and the corn snake was so little it came blowing through the air like a branch and my mom reached out and grabbed it out of the air to save it.

actually the point of this post is lost because I typed this far and realized the universe was maybe just sending my mom snakes specifically.

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how did gen z end up with 1950s gender roles: expansion pack