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“how dare you say we piss on the poor” is perhaps THEE best piece of vernacular to come out of tumblr dot com in the past decade. along with “what were you doing at the devils sacrament” (cheeky. inspired. relevant in every context) and “harold, they're lesbians” (timeless. funny as hell. gay)

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Twitter users are defending their right to assume Picasso was a renaissance artist. Tiktok users think watching any film made outside the US makes you a snob. “Replace classic lit with YA and fan fiction” discourse is flourishing. I think we’re just living in anti intellectual times.

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nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

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shout out to my folks with insomnia & depression & delayed sleep phase disorder & sleep apnea & disabilities & other sleep disorders diagnosed, undiagnosed, and just my plain old night owls & night shift workers!! we r so fucking cool & exist every day in a society not made for us at all. and NONE of us are lazy bums or bad people for staying up late & sleeping in till noon or two or whatever whenever you get up!! no matter what anyone says!! you’re incredible and i love you!!!

#Thank you

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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

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Hey, this is not essential, but I'm having to take a few days off work for surgery recovery (strabismus be gone!) in two weeks and I'm not going to be paid for those days. I'm trying to work overtime (which is hard considering the thing i'm having surgery to correct is kinda affecting my job) but I'm still not going to break even. My home won't be threatened or anything, but I'll be behind on bills and I don't wanna deal with the extra stress.

If you could buy me a kofi I'd appreciate it. Everything in there will be used for bills and etc. Hopefully I can stay my ass offline while I'm recovering.

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An archivist found a long forgotten 8mm film reel in an old metal box, marked “Philippines 1942”. Thinking it was lost WWII footage, he sent it in to be restored/digitized. When he got the footage back, he found puppies instead (via)

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Printing this and hanging it up in the laundry room ☺

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An arrow to the heart

#Pmmm #Homumado #I cry

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also have the tumblr paws i took through inspect element for all ur silly purposes

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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Voting for Democrats is the "leaving the house, getting some exercise, and drinking more water is good for your mental health" of societal change. Everyone keeps telling you to do it, worst of all your mom keeps telling you to do it, and it's not a magical cure-all, but it actually works and rotting in your room shitposting does not help in either scenario.

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Hi There! It is currently the 18th of March, My Fiance Hal, has made a donations post (HERE) but he is not even a tenth of the way to his goal before his deadline of MARCH 31st (IN TWO WEEKS), which, if he does not make his goal, he will be kicked out of the very shoddy housing situation he has now and be homeless again. Herald is a disabled, unemployed, neurodivergent Trans man who has had nothing but bad luck since he was let go from his job last year for , what we believe was, trying to organize a union. His only mode of transportation has also just been towed and he cannot afford to fix it, nor is he in a part of town that has public transport. I'm making this post to not only boost his donation links, but to announce that I will be doing sketch commissions for donations towards his goal! you can either donate and send me the receipt and I'll draw something equivalent to the donated amount (starting from a 10 dollar donation), or you can commission me and all commission proceeds will go to him. (You can contact me here on tumblr via ask or on this post and I can reach out through direct messaging) Please help spread this, anything is helpful, from a few dollars to even a reblog. Thank you so much DONATE HERE: pypl: [email protected] vnmo: onwingedfeet $cshapp: $onwingedfeet

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The Wiggles always looked like they were wearing Starfleet uniforms, could you please put them on the enterprise where they belong

little-known tos fact: in every scene on the bridge, the wiggles are actually just out of frame

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Happy 18th anniversary to my favorite video game! It first came out on March 20th, 2006. This game is legally an adult now.

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#Bloodborne