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LOUD YELLING

A huge thank-you to foggydayinspace for these terrific gifs!  They’re great!

Reason #79 to come to a Meet and Greet

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#the voice in my head was his

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hi i’m guy fieri and welcome to dungeons dragons and dives

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so im standing before the judges, barbecue sauce on my titties ,

#tagged/me

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#FUNKCING

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hear me out: a cutthroat kitchen-type contest for fanfic writers. contestants are given a different trope to write each round. sabotages include making an opponent write in first person, requiring them to write in a particular AU, making them incorporate the opening structure of my immortal. alton brown looks over your shoulder while you write the smut.

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someone got stuck in the pantry and i got stuck in an existential crisis

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this post makes me long for the sweet release of death

cutthroat kitchen sabotage: you have to wear a fursuit

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#goals

#lord

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@bobby-flay-love-blog

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this…… is the first frame…… from a video on the best way to cut up a mango….. why is alton brown like this

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contestant: /trying to explain their poorly made dish to the judge/

alton behind the judge: 

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Current emotion: Chopped judges during the last 10 seconds of a round

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