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guy who watches looney tunes and gets scared and goes "what the fuck that's so messed up"

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you cannot be putting two white guys with the same haircolor in the same movie how am i fuckin supposed to tell whos who what is this spot the difference

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If i was John green I would've been like ya i love the taste of cock what about it . And everyone wldve called me a gay icon and stuff and millions of my books would've been sold and my brother wouldntve become more famous than me because I wldve been the guy who embraced the cock and balls monologue and not been a pussy bitch about it just saying btw

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The fact that yogurts alive makes it better #girl

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You people are insane. I’m going to Arby’s.

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Capitalism and communism are both false idols

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if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

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Great episode huh

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life hack: do ur readings and go to class

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How big is the ball pit area going to be?

I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay

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when a girl mutual reblogs something from a girl mutual, they r actually kissing on the lips. love is beautiful

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tje original pic of this was of him holding a bleach bottle and i said hmm. thats not safe for ducky to drink so i put a nice tastey baja balst instead