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Some fucked up worldbuilding I've done is the culture of fish people in my world have a lineage that resemble anglerfish. And yes. They reproduce the exact same way. There's a famous in-world romance novel written about it too.

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Anon def has a crush on you, Yaoiboypussy

trannies are nasty i don't need to care about any of you freak shows

Yeah okay never turning anon on ever again

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#someone had to say it

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Toxic Paul + Darry as class of 09 ‼️‼️💥

I don't think I ever posted this here, here's a couple of parry doodles too because why not

First two are ho darry au, and the last one is my pirate au (Paul is a shark mer) (ORCAS ARE PREDATORS TO SHARKS)

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real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

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I keep thinking about the Matrix as a trans allegory, and this scene from the Animatrix always hauts me. This machine is protesting in the "million machine march" for the right to be treated with dignity and the very recognition of her humanity. In response, she is viciously assaulted and murdered, called a "skinjob" for daring to look like a woman. Her last words as she is being maimed are

"I'm real!"

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Every now and then my cis male friends bring up bottom surgery and ask me if I’m gonna get a mega shlong and I think it’s the funniest running gag we have

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One thing I enjoy about rpgs is when a rule or mechanic is completely out of sync with the story situation. For example, the humble Brain Mole in Pathfinder needs to latch onto spellcasters so it can drain their energy. This means the designers need to give it a high Grapple bonus. And outside of the context of “hang on and drink magic power”, this means that the Brain Mole is an elite wrestler. With a +10 to grappling, this rabbit-sized creature can bite the average commoner and drag them bodily around the room, or put them in a full Nelson. This thing has a strength of 4 but it’s the Hulk Hogan of psychic parasites.

Idea: you can take a Brain Mole as a familiar! Play a luchador wizard who has learned all their moves from the creepy mind-eating rodent that lives in their duffel bag!

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the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

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Reblog if your blog is NOT a safe space

RADIATION POISONING

if terfs touch this post, one billion roentgen

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One thing I didn't expect from my new worldbuilding book is the author, roughly my dad's age, including his opinions on furries

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property is theft - a poem by spiderman

property is theft and landlords are scum, 

baby spiders hatch every time i cum,

capitalism doesnt work, its supporters are liars,

i wake up from wet dreams covered in spiders.