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this is so funny.

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Our Flag Means Death Reductress headlines (1/?)

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insp

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Don’t touch me human, no touchy! 

(via)

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Scold

a short comic I wrote last year for a little zine I was putting together

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Story of my life people. You know what’s real ? The struggle.

Happy Pride Month ♥

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Medusa with the head of Perseus, Luciano Garbati.

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“you can’t tell someone’s sexuality from their appearance” there was a girl on the bus with electric blue hair in an undercut, 6 piercings in one ear, rainbow converse, and a ‘punch a fascist’ pin on her backpack it’s physically impossible for that person to be straight

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Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same

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One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

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Don & Ray, the couple that owns this historic home, saved it from abandonment. They kept its weathered clapboards and the ones that needed to be replaced were smeared w/mud from a nearby stream to encourage the oxidation process. 

New furniture was placed in the living room to give it a modern touch.

This fireplace looks original, but it’s not- it was installed to separate the kitchen & living room. 

The antique appliances were purchased from a vintage dealer and a salvaged workbench is the island.

The tabletop was made from a red oak tree on the property.

The original stairs that divide the house.

They made a bathroom out of a corner of the master bedroom.

There were 6 small bedrooms, but walls were knocked down to make a large master, 2 guest rooms, and a bath. It must’ve been fun to, as the owners say, do a “makeunder.”

https://www.remodelista.com/

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Most showrunners: but if we acknowledge that queer people exist then we'll lose revenue from the Straights!

The showrunners of She-ra and The Dragon Prince:

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absolutely stellar

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gays at christmas time: *awkwardly ignores salvation army bell ringer* *awkwardly ignores salvation army bell ringer* *watches the grinch and relates to no one but the grinch himself* *awkwardly ignores salvation army bell ringer*