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*touching the hair of a naturally blond man* stop it. for me

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frankensteining myself a big hairy boyfriend call that build-a-bear

#THIS WAS FUNNY YOU GUYS #cmon 😔

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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

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best of the onion

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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obsessed with this sticky note drawing someone made at the local bobas place

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kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry

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Maila Nurmi, star of The Vampira Show, Hollywood, 1954 | Dennis Stock

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did you date in high school?

#yeah but only women and i later discovered that those relationships were all failing bc im gay so yk. theres that

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#megan thee stallion

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bruce springsteen pins from the 80s

#fashion

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#me !

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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny